Maru @simahn_

Joined August 2011

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Atlas @TitanNamedAtlas

3 weeks ago

"Clayton County" and not even 10 niggas in sight 🤣

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Kameron @KameronRaji

4 weeks ago

The sole reason humanity made it past 2020, mind you

izzy @allthingsspc

4 weeks ago

one of the best VMA performances ever if you ask me idc

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Taylor Lorenz @TaylorLorenz

4 weeks ago

We need to bring these back to stave off AI brain rot

priyanka🍦 @pridesai

4 weeks ago

who else did these in the car

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Pop Base @PopBase

4 weeks ago

50 years ago today, Stevie Wonder released ‘Songs in the Key of Life.’

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We Did It Joe!! @JU_Knee_3

2 months ago

Me when they ask who turned on DreamGirls at the kickback

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Keeks 🦋 @DietCoke_Esq

2 months ago

Shit my client says during a deposition in response to a yes or no question

Definitely Nick @other_st_nick

2 months ago

I left my wife. It was a low point in my life. There was jail time involved. I briefly converted to Islam. I lost a long legal battle with Joann fabrics.

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virgobaby @maybeeevirgo

2 months ago

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Melech. @MelechThomas

3 months ago

Never seen a generation of Christians so spiritually weak and insecure. Is your God victorious or not? Why everything got you running to the hills in fear when God never gave you the spirit of fear?

adri @adrislore

3 months ago

Jean grey had people repenting in that theatre henni 😭

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J𝐀NE𝜗𝜚.˚𐙚💞 @Blonddieee_

3 months ago

😭

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i like food @messedupfoods

3 months ago

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5hahem @shaTIRED

3 months ago

Where is quiet on the creek by saucy Santana? @BarackObama

Pop Base @PopBase

3 months ago

Barack Obama shares his 2026 Summer playlist.

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Ayoade Joshua Michael @AyoadeTheJoshua

3 months ago

Me looking at myself on video call while the other person is talking

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KJ @shhhhandread

3 months ago

Lord, it's me. We down here fighting about bonnets again. 😩

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strict asian obama @suhareaa

3 months ago

niggas when it's time to take accountability:

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Loni Love @LoniLove

3 months ago

It’s a stolen classic racist shock-humor riddle joke… the original was “ why did more Black soldiers die during the Vietnam war? Because when they said get down they started dancing….

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Jared Gilman @realJaredGilman

3 months ago

“odyssey this” “odyssey that” u odyssey a therapist

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“Nobody is coming to save you” but your day literally gets better after you consume art made by other people. You hang w friends & you’re no longer suicidal, even if just for a few minutes. They’re lying to you about the significance of community. People are saving you EVERYDAY!

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Ray Mond @AmberRayz

3 months ago

Me at work with no idea what to prioritize because everything is urgent

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BythePeople @BythePeople18

3 months ago

Lindsey Graham died Friday & his sister has already been sworn in. Remember when Mike Johnson refused to seat Adelita Grijalva for 50 days after she was elected? That is what we are fighting for in the midterms, a return to democracy & fairness and to remove fascist Republicans.