simón @simon_and_pumba
buy my silence! for $8000 i will shut up simongomezvillegas.com Manhattan, NY Joined September 2016-
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WE IN DA PITT!! I LOVE DA PITT!!!
WE IN DA PITT!! I LOVE DA PITT!!! https://t.co/jpA5N7TCf5
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In the words of Nelson Mandela: it always seems impossible until it’s done. My friends, it is done. And you are the ones who did it. I am honored to be your Democratic nominee for the Mayor of New York City.
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move your body, move your body daily, move your body with intention. a stagnant body is an invitation for heavy emotions to linger.
move your body, move your body daily, move your body with intention. a stagnant body is an invitation for heavy emotions to linger.
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Hell Yeah!
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Rewatch veep
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Behold, the perfect transition! Same key, same bpm, same musical genre.
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when ariana grande brought out liz gillies on tour to perform ‘give it up’ from victorious
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i was in the 212
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“rainbow capitalism is bad” and “it’s a really, really bad sign when companies stop doing rainbow capitalism” are two true statements that do not contradict each other.
“rainbow capitalism is bad” and “it’s a really, really bad sign when companies stop doing rainbow capitalism” are two true statements that do not contradict each other.
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All jokes aside, this video is a stellar example of emotional processing.
We have actual American White ethnic names now. It took 250 years but it happened.
We have actual American White ethnic names now. It took 250 years but it happened.
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being annoyed is the price you pay for community. it means having guests when you'd rather be alone. it means letting someone live with you even when they get on your nerves. it means showing up for events that you'd rather not go to. it means turning the other cheek.
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this is what i mean
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Sister Mary Blaze shared a video dancing to Abracadabra.
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so a watermelon is antisemitic but a Nazi salute is neurodivergence
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This vid is in my favorites and I watch it at least 2 times a day and I laugh every time
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lentes sin aumento, esto lo hizo solo por puta
lentes sin aumento, esto lo hizo solo por puta
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how it feels being a boy And a girl
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saying men are inherently evil is no different than saying boys will be boys, you're just helping them avoid accountability.
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