Jack Kramer @sithanas
VMware and VDI Consulting Engineer / Architect. VCAP5-DCA, VCP6-DCV. Tweets are my own. jacklkramer.com Washington, DC Joined March 2008-
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Jack Kramer retweeted
This raccoon is having a rough morning-just wanted some trash & ended up in Rosslyn! >And yes I alerted the driver
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There has been no reliable weekend Metro service in the nation's capital for over 6 years. Let that sink in. #wmata #weekdayssucktoo
Q: "Why are the lights all red?" A: "Because it's Christmas. Also, because your drives just failed."
Jack Kramer retweeted
Me: I won't hate watch the #MICHvsOSU game Saturday. Also me: You will drunkenly scream at the TV while wearing your 2013 Rose Bowl t-shirt
@alesacm I think if we floated a repeal of the 22nd amendment right now, it would pass unanimously.
The theme from this year's election is "Show me on the doll where the ballot touched you."
Jack Kramer retweeted
You can’t order a gun off the Interweb and have it shipped to your house! Stop repeating that!
Jack Kramer retweeted
Thursday.
Only took seven trains to be able to successfully board one this morning. I guess that's good? @unsuckdcmetro @wmata @rushminus
Eastbound platform at Clarendon looks great! /s @unsuckdcmetro
Glad I waited ten minutes for a train! Because this is totally possible to board. /s @unsuckdcmetro
So this is what passes for running as usual during AM rush now at Clarendon? @unsuckdcmetro @wmata
Jack Kramer retweeted
When you get the new air pods..
Jack Kramer retweeted
3yo son and I making trains with blocks. Me—Ok, is the train ready to go? 3yo—No, has to wait Me—Why? 3yo—Single-tracking Thanks #wmata
Car 7120 is totally powered down with the doors closed. Wonder why? @unsuckdcmetro @wmata
Jack Kramer retweeted
Time to play WMATA roulette! Which will it be? ⭕️ Huge fire ⭕️ Live in a train for 2 days ⭕️ Home by dinner ⭕️ Moderate fire @unsuckdcmetro
Elevator fire at Courthouse? Arlington FD is on scene, smoke at the street elevator, cordoned off with safety cones. @unsuckdcmetro
Metro's accurate signage makes my morning commute a breeze. @unsuckdcmetro
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