Menaka @jayawar2

Michigan Joined May 2009

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Menaka @jayawar2

9 months ago

Omg I’m cringeing so hard rn at this fake conversation I just had. Already planning to redo that convo with more low key, less enthusiastic responses. Yep. Plural.

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Menaka @jayawar2

2 years ago

@trixiemattel His name is James Cameron and he can’t get enough! He’s been down there so many times. You’d think once is enough?? So goofy.

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The insanity of the adrenaline pumping through my veins because a Reddit or tik tok comment of mine gets around 100 likes, is very real. Always on my least funny/most generic ones, and I of course abhor the concept of social media validation but nevertheless, I feel CRAZY

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Menaka @jayawar2

2 years ago

The reason I don’t remember a whole lot of Banjo-Tooie is that I think I gave up on it??? I have NO memory of Cloud Cuckoo Land. I remember the BK levels vividly! But I also beat that game. I think I unlocked Hailfire Peaks, knew starting a world would be a whole thing etc.

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Menaka @jayawar2

2 years ago

It’s the 24th year anniversary of Banjo-Tooie! I’m currently replaying the game since middle school. I barely remember anything so it feels like playing for the first time, but with many moments of nostalgia, it’s fun AF!!! I embrace all the tedious tasks, I’m so motivated too 😩

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Menaka @jayawar2

3 years ago

@evilrashida Cate Blanchett’s parody of her in documentary now is the best thing ever 😂😂

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Menaka @jayawar2

3 years ago

@guccisliderz @bandherbooks @allieiswriting This wasn’t their first kiss, it was at Chili’s 🤭

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Menaka @jayawar2

3 years ago

I think I get science now. If something cataclysmic happens that disrupts the earth’s gravitational pull, tidal waves are basically like the ocean falling off the planet. Like that lady on the Disney channel showing us why we don’t fall off rollercoasters with a bucket of water.

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Menaka @jayawar2

3 years ago

@JoshWalkos Can someone confirm this is an edited movie clip of the same boring parts looped back and forth? To pretend Kubrick made this so that’s why he got murdered? If I’m just stupid and the joke missed me entirely please just tell me, I’m so confused by the comment section 😭

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Menaka @jayawar2

3 years ago

In the middle of a stand up comedy routine, as I was anticipating the audience reaction, I caught a glimpse of the shadow of my empty wrist clutching an invisible mic. I immediately ended my set and scolded the crowd: enough is enough. I thought we were done with the pretending.

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Menaka @jayawar2

3 years ago

Time travelers from the past might have trouble using the internet, because I bet the first thing they type would be “what is this” & “who are you” which provides very confusing results for said traveler. It should say “I am the internet. You type questions like this (examples)”

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Menaka @jayawar2

3 years ago

It’s rare but every once in awhile the light sensor in the hallway doesn’t turn on when I walk by which makes me feel like a fucking ghost. Earlier I gasped in relief when it just delayed for a second, my depression already has a stronghold on me and I really don’t need this rn.

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Menaka @jayawar2

3 years ago

The magic of Titanic still lives on as I rewatch the epic via digital streaming, but I never expected the shipwreck of confusion with the suggested movies after. Scream VI? Then, as intensely as the iceberg struck the ship, it hit me. In both movies, so many people screamed.

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caitie delaney @caitiedelaney

3 years ago

did u know that james cameron was at the bottom of the ocean looking at the titanic when 9/11 happened. it’s true. when he came back up he stepped out of the submersible and his assistant somberly approached him and said “sir. 9/11 happened”

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Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster

3 years ago

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I Think You Should Leave memes 💦🥩 @ITYSL_memes

3 years ago

Drop a cool photo of you doing your job

Tom Phillips @TomPhillips2

3 years ago

Drop a cool photo of you doing your job @ITYSL_memes

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Menaka @jayawar2

4 years ago

I thought the 90s lifetime/tv movie “no one would tell” starring DJ Tanner & Kevin Arnold, was a rough watch. Stumbled across “for my daughter’s honor” starring Maggie Sheffield, and WOOF 😳 what a wild ride of a movie. Where was her nanny tho 🤭