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Trying to get the boys to ride with my parlays
Fellas…are Doritos gay??
Never forget what they took from us
The make a wish kid that got to meet the Pop-Tart mascot after the game:
The make a wish kid that got to meet the Pop-Tart mascot after the game: https://t.co/W0PkkLpLuz
The Celsius and Zyn going to do my work for me
How’s the bills stadium gonna charge $20 for a drink and not let you take it to go
Allen just ran that ball like he was rushing the cockpit
Bro’s on his way to substitute teach a football game
Bro’s on his way to substitute teach a football game
Spotify Wrapped should have estimated sexual preference
This new André 3000 album has me looking for birds in the club
I won’t accept Taylor Swift into the community until she starts posting betting slips
Big Sean is the best of all time at rhyming the same words
Myah Avalos @aval_mya
73 Followers 5K Following
Gertie 🔞 @Gertie2393
8 Followers 564 Following Ехciting, рassiоnаtе woman in sеarch оf а willing partner
Malika Searl @MalikaSear37575
44 Followers 5K Following
Iesha Goffney @IeGoffn
59 Followers 5K Following
sofia | cabin 7 🏹�.. @mariomomma11
251 Followers 461 Following i’ve beaten tlou pt II TWICE 🎀 letterboxd is https://t.co/MlPYyFxq5P
Profesor @Professor_Team_
0 Followers 250 Following Küresel finans camiasındaki bilinen mahlasıyla Profesor ve ekibine ait Türkçe X hesabı. İçerikler asla yatırım tavsiyesi değildir. @ProfesorTrade
Jorb @Jon_Schuta
712 Followers 1K Following Stand up, Cartoonist, the Host of This is Jeopardy! at Brooklyn Comedy Collective
Paul ダイヤモン�.. @_BooPaul
5K Followers 653 Following Vaporwave on 107.9 FM Jamestown NY • Chaotic Good • Ace of Diamonds • Ring Announcer for @daddyyeahpro • Owner @nasamoon • (He/Him) • 💜 🤍 🖤
Pallet City Comedy @Palletcityshow
282 Followers 850 Following Comedy Shows on a Pallet & Pallet City Podcast 🎧 Pallet City Comedy on IG
Chris Gullo @ChrisGullo
2K Followers 5K Following Pro wrestling/MMA ring announcer and commentator, Correspondent of @wrestlenomics , Voice of @savoldinetwork, Stand up comedian, Actor, Vegan.
Rachel Mumm @RachelMumm
386 Followers 795 Following what are you doing in my swamp? 27. she/her. go bills.
Chris Hasenauer @CChrishasenauer
89 Followers 188 Following He/Him Stand Up Comedian, Musician Just Follow @hazcomedy anywhere but here #Comedy #ONEPIECE - #30ROCK #BTBAM #AlkalineTrio #PinkFloyd #TrailofDead #TimeToad
Swagneto ManipulatorO.. @TyroneMaclin
596 Followers 755 Following Sweater Enthusiast. Purity Watchdog
Don Johnson @dons_johnson
557 Followers 954 Following Comic, Cat daddy, Button down shirt enthusiast.
Sir Ambrosious Golden.. @maddukez
2K Followers 1K Following Musician/Comedian #M14 available now!!! #MyGunGO https://t.co/tkkebTycfl #ThirdsDeluxe https://t.co/cKWLqniBNl
Karate Sleepover @KarateSleepover
68 Followers 123 Following A local comedy groups who books shows in Western NY. Jamestown is our home. Studio Metro is our HQ. Clemente & Little.
goose @SeanMarciniak
332 Followers 672 Following heavyweight champ for the lightweights, cohost of Sweaty Time Pro Wrestling podcast
UNCUT FLAVORZ @FlavorzUncut
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driLayts @DriLayts
13 Followers 97 Following I shot an eagle once. 8/1/23 swimming for the fenCes since 1969. i love silver and hate domestic violence
Bitch McConnell @foxnoodz
660 Followers 621 Following my main goal is to blow up and then act like I don’t know nobody. •she/her•
*fart noise @briannetzeljr
276 Followers 390 Following if you're an employer, this is a parody account. this person doesn't actually exist. I'm also not responsible for anything I did pre 2018.
Andrea Stiglmeier @AndreaStiglmei3
2 Followers 15 Following
Chris Plumer @ChrisPlumer
238 Followers 268 Following Helium Comedy Club's Longest Reigning Funniest Person in Buffalo
snippy 2.0 @ameliaamarie
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Devin @PhilGotSwog
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Queen City Ugly @andrewjjoslyn
88 Followers 262 Following I'm a man of the people, Your favorite Buffalo open micer, and These tweets are jokes and are not to be taken seriously.
Al Mehltretter @AlMehlComedy
102 Followers 119 Following Borderline Personality Disorder, and a love for making people smile and laugh.
Chuckie V @chuckievallone
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Andrea Stiglmeier @Apstigl
7 Followers 14 Following
Jimbo Slice @jimmyboyyy27
273 Followers 480 Following Life is what you make it! Nothing in life is handed out, you have to earn everything you get!
Brian Witkowkski III @whitegorllia62
321 Followers 724 Following 𝔼𝕊𝕋: 𝟡𝟛 🔴𝔹𝕀𝕃𝕃𝕊𝕄𝔸𝔽𝕀𝔸👻𝕊𝕟𝕒𝕡𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕥: 𝕓𝕟𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕪𝟞𝟚 👟𝕊𝕟𝕖𝕒𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕙𝕖𝕒𝕕 💉𝕋𝕒𝕥𝕥𝕠𝕠𝕤 🏋🏼𝔾𝕪𝕞
hailey @_haileyraeeee
230 Followers 252 Following
Ω HeelLawson Ω @heellawson
931 Followers 4K Following #PutGODFirst, Green Lantern of Space Spector 3305.Hopeful member of the SpaceForce.
Nick Samson @ncksamson98
46 Followers 12 Following Jeff Hardy just grabbed the laser guided rockets!
LanaRhoades @MilfyLana
128K Followers 189 Following
Paul ダイヤモン�.. @_BooPaul
5K Followers 653 Following Vaporwave on 107.9 FM Jamestown NY • Chaotic Good • Ace of Diamonds • Ring Announcer for @daddyyeahpro • Owner @nasamoon • (He/Him) • 💜 🤍 🖤
Rachel Mumm @RachelMumm
386 Followers 795 Following what are you doing in my swamp? 27. she/her. go bills.
Jorb @Jon_Schuta
712 Followers 1K Following Stand up, Cartoonist, the Host of This is Jeopardy! at Brooklyn Comedy Collective
Shane Gillis @Shanemgillis
450K Followers 834 Following Matt and Shane’s secret podcast : Gilly & Keeves
Swagneto ManipulatorO.. @TyroneMaclin
596 Followers 755 Following Sweater Enthusiast. Purity Watchdog
Don Johnson @dons_johnson
557 Followers 954 Following Comic, Cat daddy, Button down shirt enthusiast.
Tim Dillon @TimJDillon
789K Followers 657 Following Stand up comic. CEO of Fake Business. Podcast: The Tim Dillon Show. LIVE/MERCH LINK ⬇️
Sir Ambrosious Golden.. @maddukez
2K Followers 1K Following Musician/Comedian #M14 available now!!! #MyGunGO https://t.co/tkkebTycfl #ThirdsDeluxe https://t.co/cKWLqniBNl
Karate Sleepover @KarateSleepover
68 Followers 123 Following A local comedy groups who books shows in Western NY. Jamestown is our home. Studio Metro is our HQ. Clemente & Little.
goose @SeanMarciniak
332 Followers 672 Following heavyweight champ for the lightweights, cohost of Sweaty Time Pro Wrestling podcast
Bitch McConnell @foxnoodz
660 Followers 621 Following my main goal is to blow up and then act like I don’t know nobody. •she/her•
snippy 2.0 @ameliaamarie
494 Followers 542 Following she/her comedian, writer, photographer, calligrapher melancholy pixie dirge girl
BONY @JonnyBones
2.9M Followers 6 Following
EPIC KID FAILS @EpicKidFails
130K Followers 163 Following
“Wonderboy” Thomp.. @WonderboyMMA
378K Followers 290 Following Train - Fight - Win! I'm 57-0 kickboxer and 5 time world champion working hard every day to become an elite MMA champion. UFC Welterweight
DIGGS @stefondiggs
626K Followers 601 Following
*fart noise @briannetzeljr
276 Followers 390 Following if you're an employer, this is a parody account. this person doesn't actually exist. I'm also not responsible for anything I did pre 2018.
Chase Hooper @chase_hooper
104K Followers 324 Following UFC Lightweight. 2020-2023 UFC Fight Pass Journalist of the Year 📝🧑🏻🦱
Andrea Stiglmeier @AndreaStiglmei3
2 Followers 15 Following
Helen Yee @HelenYeeSports
65K Followers 598 Following Sports Reporter 🎤 | @TheSchmozone Co-Host 🎙 | 2x State Champion Swimmer 🏊♀️ | Vegas Born 🎲
Kevin Holland @Trailblaze2top
287K Followers 503 Following UFC fighter nicknamed Big Mouth by Dana White aka Trailblazer. Management contact- @ko_reps
Conor McGregor @TheNotoriousMMA
10.5M Followers 1K Following 5 time World Champion. Irelands greatest Stout - @forgedstout. Irelands greatest Whiskey - @properwhiskey. Pray EVERYDAY!! #GOD #EIRE #FAMILY
Out of Context Human .. @NoContextHumans
4.0M Followers 249 Following The ORIGINAL Out of Context Human Race page! Subscribe to us for $1!↗️ No Copyright intended - DM for credit/removal
Jan Blachowicz @JanBlachowicz
190K Followers 148 Following Former UFC Light Heavyweight Champion • Former KSW Light Heavyweight Champion
Sean O'Malley @SugaSeanMMA
789K Followers 30 Following UFC CHAMP . 29 years old. TW BJJ 18-0 sponsored by @sanabul @rysefuel @happydad @prizepicks @youngla Comedian
| Moszel | @MoszelOffline
4K Followers 31 Following | 10x10 start at $1000 dm me to buy art today https://t.co/eRle7K8o2Z Art By @ZelooperZ | email for inquires on art today [email protected] |
Jimbo Slice @jimmyboyyy27
273 Followers 480 Following Life is what you make it! Nothing in life is handed out, you have to earn everything you get!
Chuckie V @chuckievallone
298 Followers 685 Following
MattyZ @MattisZeke
152 Followers 224 Following This is not a parody account, my life is just a joke. I'm not as funny as I think I am, so you must be laughing at me. Buffalo ➡️ Cleveland
DT @darrentill2
463K Followers 273 Following Co-Founder of @GorillaFCHQ & @Blockassetco ‘’Rather be a somebody for a day, than a nobody for a lifetime.’’
Ariel Helwani @arielhelwani
1.4M Followers 3K Following Journalist /@themmahour x @voxmedia / The Ringer MMA Show x @spotify / @cbcolympics / @betmgm / @daznboxing / @realsportsHBO
Every* Beanie Baby @beaniebabybot
115K Followers 1 Following We don't do appraisals. Read pinned Tweet. Birthdays are given & taken away by Ty Warner (not us). 𓃞𓆈𓃗𓃱𓅷𓆏𓃟𓆉𓃰𓆙𓃒𓃠𓃵𓃚𓃷𓃹𓃴𓃯𓃸𓃻𓃩𓃡𓅱𓆝
Devin @PhilGotSwog
11 Followers 23 Following
Brittany Morris @Britttanymorris
352 Followers 323 FollowingPrince made us watch him make love to a guitar behind a sheet in a downpour while playing Purple Rain in its entirety. He still has the all-time halftime show title firmly in hand
Quitting comedy to just go to comedy open mics to shush comics
i thought i was at my rock bottom but then i found another bottom to be rocked
Homeboy is wearing the Gangster costume from Spirit Halloween
Tommy DeVito’s agent looks exactly how I’d expect Tommy DeVito’s agent to look like
All I know is that if Mark Wahlberg was on this Bills coaching staff, the season wouldn't have gone down like this. #GoBills #BillsMafia
they had to take down the "lightning mcqueen" cars 2 statue because some one gave it a blow job
quote this with a conversation with your parent
This joke made me irrationally angry. It's fantastic
I. HAVE. A. HUNCH!!! Anytime Goal Scorer: Casey Middlestadt (+335) 🤫 #LetsGoBuffalo
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One of my all-time Simpsons gags
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