skitzfiggitous @skitzfiggitous

I write. I futz. I care. Austin Joined September 2008

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skitzfiggitous @skitzfiggitous

6 years ago

@susanpcollier ...and requiring two spaces for what could easily be done in one.

skitzfiggitous @skitzfiggitous

7 years ago

Everything I've learned about the Belgian colonies is from @dadwroteaporno, which is... probably not great. #pornoparty

skitzfiggitous @skitzfiggitous

7 years ago

WHERE WAS HE KEEPING HIS BUSINESS CARD?! #pornoparty

skitzfiggitous @skitzfiggitous

7 years ago

@mattwasfunny @hqtrivia I’m finally following you, so mission accomplished. Gonna miss yo ass.

skitzfiggitous @skitzfiggitous

7 years ago

That night we got all the questions right for the first time ever. geekswhodrink.com/event/5e4312f3… via @geekswhodrink #solidgoldanswers #itsnotcoronavirus

skitzfiggitous @skitzfiggitous

8 years ago

This simple trick could save you money while also clearly telling everyone you're dining with that you're an asshole who squeezes $$$ out of service industry workers! Great job, @CNBC!

CNBC @CNBC

8 years ago

This simple tipping trick could save you over $400 a year: cnb.cx/2EtxYsr via @CNBCMakeIt

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skitzfiggitous @skitzfiggitous

8 years ago

@Neutrogena if @COVERGIRL can go 100% #crueltyfree in their global supply chain, you can, too! Please listen to consumers and eliminate cruel animal testing on #rabbits, #mice, and #rats

skitzfiggitous @skitzfiggitous

8 years ago

@Brewbound And now there's an app that pays users to visit breweries? Between this and HQ, I think I've solidified my retirement plan

skitzfiggitous @skitzfiggitous

8 years ago

How am I just now hearing about this?!? @hqtrivia #HQ400k #skitfiggitous #scavengerhunt #myhandlefortoomanythings

Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt

9 years ago

A not-funny person: “I’m funny!” A total racist: “I give everyone shit equally!” A boring person: “Strap in ‘cuz I am OUT there!” A homophobe: “*I* have zero problems with gays, but the Bible says...” An unstable cretin: “I am a st

skitzfiggitous @skitzfiggitous

9 years ago

Is there a page or resource that has volunteer opportunities? We're going to be there next weekend and want to help. #rebuildporta

skitzfiggitous @skitzfiggitous

9 years ago

@heartlesshackle lived his dream onto @bestshow4life, & used his meager time to defend my man voice during nodudevember. 'Swhy I married him

skitzfiggitous @skitzfiggitous

9 years ago

Old Fashioned gives us the fuel we need to be at LAX by 6:00 am. I think?

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skitzfiggitous @skitzfiggitous

9 years ago

The inside of the bathroom stall I just used was covered in what appeared to be exploded body glitter. #welcometoLA

skitzfiggitous @skitzfiggitous

10 years ago

I ❤a lot about @scharpling's comedy, but co-opting "GET OFF MY PHONE," has been the most useful in daily life.

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump

13 years ago

Are you allowed to impeach a president for gross incompetence?

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skitzfiggitous @skitzfiggitous

10 years ago

Sir Patrick Stewart as: The Colorful Mystic Puppy. Is there ANY role this man can't play?! instagram.com/p/BR4bBIiAjcr/

skitzfiggitous @skitzfiggitous

10 years ago

We should definitely mow the back yard, but WHO AM I TO DENY HER THIS MUCH FUN?! instagram.com/p/BRt9E-JgAV9/

skitzfiggitous @skitzfiggitous

10 years ago

I call this composition "Fudge Hole." #foodporn

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skitzfiggitous @skitzfiggitous

10 years ago

Alternative title from this cake show entry: "I Didn't Even Know I Was Pregnant!" instagram.com/p/BRAAwm6Asqa/

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The corns at night
are big and bright

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PaRibo the Slavin, @r... @riboslavin

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i love to joke around, always want people to smile

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I write poetry under the name Dear Listener. This is where I post my own poetic quotes. I released a book on Amazon. I know you'll love it & be inspired

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Southern Dem.
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Bimmerella🇺🇲�... @bimmerella

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85 Followers 413 Following I build walls around me, to protect my heart. I won't believe you if you tell me you're different unless you stick around and prove it.

When I fight with you, I'm really fighting for us. If I didn't care, I wouldn't bother.

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83 Followers 410 Following When I fight with you, I'm really fighting for us. If I didn't care, I wouldn't bother.

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love anything that sparkles.

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