Jilian Carman @skyldpod

conquérante de l'inutile Oregon, USA Joined February 2009

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Jilian Carman @skyldpod

4 years ago

Should read “Police put restrained woman on tracks in path of oncoming train” usatoday.com/story/news/nat…

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Christian Borys @ItsBorys

4 years ago

The @saintjavelin team makes fun of me all the time because I constantly tell them that I want us to become like Patagonia, but made in Ukraine Yves Chouinard is my hero nyti.ms/3xocRmm

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Jilian Carman @skyldpod

4 years ago

when you come for sweary comics and @dog_rates, but then fall down the roasting and brutal rabbit holes of world politics Twitter. I do it to myself

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4 years ago

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Jilian Carman @skyldpod

4 years ago

@waDNR Got it. Bring wine 🫡

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I should be driving my mom back from Kalama and her favorite hole in the wall Chinese restaurant tonight, unpacking and ungodly amount of takeout and singing her happy birthday (badly) in an awful off key manner that only I can do oh so not well. I miss my mom

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Jilian Carman @skyldpod

5 years ago

I miss my mom

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5 years ago

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Poly.Land @PolydotLand

5 years ago

I have only two response modes: 1) React with emoji 2) Send 12 texts/a full essay There is nothing in between.

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Jilian Carman @skyldpod

5 years ago

122nd WinCo is a joke. People don’t know how to queue. Arthur Dent would be appalled

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Jilian Carman @skyldpod

5 years ago

It’s been a long sleepless night, and it’s gonna be a long ass day without copious pours of magic bean juice

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Jilian Carman @skyldpod

5 years ago

ADHD is not a superpower—especially not super are those random injuries I don’t remember getting… like somehow, sometime pretty darn recently I managed to sprain or break my toe. WTF??

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Jilian Carman @skyldpod

5 years ago

Yes

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5 years ago

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Kenjac @JackKennedy

5 years ago

Inspired by the Miami Vice thread, here are some of the voices of Avatar: The Last Airbender Starting with @serenawilliams who played the prison guard Ming (she loved the show and requested a cameo after season 2)

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Jilian Carman @skyldpod

5 years ago

One of the biggest lies we tell ourselves as adults is, “I’ll leave early and get gas in the morning.”

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Jilian Carman @skyldpod

5 years ago

Last night I filled the back yard with good food, amazing people, and a bit of #unicornmagic

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Jilian Carman @skyldpod

5 years ago

@edburmila @matthewhaag I reckon it’s a tie between burying that nugget and omitting tidbits about the units being less than legal

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5 years ago

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Myth @neurowonderful

5 years ago

The five neurodivergent love languages: infodumping, parallel play, support swapping, Please Crush My Soul Back Into My Body, and "I found this cool rock/button/leaf/etc and thought you would like it"

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Jilian Carman @skyldpod

6 years ago

@roadrage_actual In that case, drop me a DM if you ever pass through Portland; I’ll buy you a beer.

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Jilian Carman @skyldpod

6 years ago

@roadrage_actual You’d hate the PNW. All we have here are a bunch of damn forests, mountains that clog up the views, coastline, high desert, rivers, & more fuck off trees. Even in the pouring down rain people go outside, and there’s a silly brewpub twenty minutes from anywhere. It’s awful.