Matt @sliceofmatt

matt youtube.com/sliceofmatt Cape Town Joined October 2011

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BRAD ESPOSITO @bradesposito

3 years ago

respect this mother

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Matt @sliceofmatt

3 years ago

Anyone else always type it as tounge first before realising it’s tongue, or just me?

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Sam Reich @samreich

3 years ago

*lion & prejudie

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Dan Ozzi @danozzi

3 years ago

i DESPISE instagram accounts that post screenshots of funny tweets. you wanna see a funny tweet? come here and sift through 92,000 absolutely dogshit posts per day like the rest of us

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Matt @sliceofmatt

3 years ago

Me: [Turns 30]

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Matt @sliceofmatt

3 years ago

Why did I read this to the tune of “Jays on my feet”?

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Different types of animal poop and what they mean: 7. Apeshit = angry 6. Batshit = unhinged 5. Bullshit = lies (or unfair) 4. Horseshit = bigger lies (or totally unfair) 3. Chickenshit = cowardly 2. Dogshit = low quality 1. Catshit = what you do when someone throws a ball at you

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Andrew Friedson @FriedsonAndrew

3 years ago

Pro tip: if you have a student’s mother email you for a grade change have your mother respond to it. Fight 🔥 with 🔥

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Simon @simon_orgill

4 years ago

I’m not going to tell anyone if I win the lotto, but there will be signs.

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Fergus Craig @FergusCraig

4 years ago

Can we nip this communicating via voice note thing in the bud please? Hold on - I have to stop everything and listen to someone’s pre amble monologue without the opportunity to interrupt and move them towards a point.

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#MrsSpiersofSussex🔥💥 #MentalHealthisImportant❤️ @LizellS

4 years ago

I don't know who needs this information, but please do share, far and wide. Helen Joseph Hospital has a world class psychiatric unit. The doctors are well trained, organized and empathetic. If you are working, your consultation fee is R75 per visit. If you're unemployed,

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Western Cape Blood Service @The_WCBS

4 years ago

You are somebody's type! From the 8 different blood types, we need all of them to help save lives. Visit wcbs.org.za to find a blood drive near you.

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Western Cape Blood Service @The_WCBS

4 years ago

Commit to 2022 by donating blood at least 4 times this year! Every blood donor will have the opportunity to choose between a portable charcoal braai or a branded WCBS chair (while stocks last). Visit wcbs.org.za/blood-donation to find your nearest blood donation clinic.