Raymond Mattress @small_weenor
White male. Love the rain. Don't hector me with your BS Joined January 2015-
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🚨 MAJOR BREAKING: KARMELO ANTHONY HAS BEEN FOUND GUILTY OF MURDERING AUSTIN METCALF Justice has been SERVED! Thank GOD! Karmelo supporters are absolutely LOSING IT in the parking lot Pray for Texas tonight
What's interesting is that I pretty much hate like everyone.
Just got.back from Peru. Habitat for humanity is a scam. Spent 3 months making a shitty house for a crappy family that didnt even say thanks
Just got a new job at Sleepys selling mattresses LOL how fitting for me. But really it's gonna be tight I think?
I want to get a puppet so I can tell jokes better.
I have a great show idea. Old people get locked in a moving bus that won't stop at restrooms and they all freak out and poop themselves.
Literally just bought 2.slip n sliders on ebay for this weekend. Gonna setup a real doozie in my yard.
Brady suspended for 4 days? Wth man that's friggin BS. Deflate my middle finger NFL.
@V_Westover I heard some ting about a shindigger Saturday? Is it open invites?
@LizNylander classic egg on car trick
OH MY GOD the girl from the ATT commercial RETWEETED me. Such a victory for such a crappy guy like myself.
The girl from the ATT commercial is so smokey hot. I'd definitely let her upgrade my phone or take a selfie with me
Has anyone here smoked weed b4? Just got offered to 'blaze' with a girl from ok cupid but have never tried it. Cool or not cool? Any tips?
@caitmaynard richard? He's tacky and leaves his Christmas lights up all damn year.
If there's one thing is this world I know it'd that girls love crunch wrap supremes from Taco Bell more than they love me
@jordan_zona r u related to @zhelseacona ? You guys are good twitters tbh runs in the family
@zhelseacona so true. I'm trying to die within like 3 years because I'm not bsure this book deal i have is going anywhere
If I was a girl I'd keep Tylenol in my vagina. Nature's pocketbook
@mtndewislife I know this feel all too well friend. People say I look like a mix between a football and a spider.
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