dana scully @smarterchild69
~be the change you want to see in the tip jar~ she/her🤘😎🤘Y2K survivor ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Joined July 2017-
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dana scully retweeted
normalize asking bartenders if they’ve “heard any rumours lately” so they can give you a fun little side quest
I am once again asking how it is possible that my toenails haven’t gotten the fucking hint yet
me to my dog, a philadelphia native: “you want some wawa?”
me out loud to my dog because I startled him: “you’re fine”
recently, I’ve gotten really into edging (waiting until my phone is at exactly 1% to plug it in)
are the spaces between the front seats and the center console there just for dropping things
dana scully retweeted
Kids today will never know the pain of the first few days of breaking these bad boys in. Wild times we lived in
it’s always a spam risk but never a spam guarantee ☹️
walking on any street in any place while listening to Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls is automatic main character mode
*does anyone else feel weird about masturbating WHILE their dog is on the bed
does anyone else feel weird about masturbating with their dog on the bed
why are the people with the strongest opinions about pet care the people who have never had a pet
I think the most Libra thing I have ever done was when I noticed these notifications on LinkedIn and immediately changed my setting to public on the day before my birthday. Nobody wished me a happy birthday. I have 703 connections.
I have a lot of weird thoughts about spotify wrapped but none of them are tweetable
what kind of cruel joke is it that I feel most comfortable sitting on the toilet
okay but what WILL you know when the rain washes you clean
it’s that time of year where most of us are severely depressed while the loudest and most aggressive part of the population is GETTING A CHRISTMAS TREE
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