Sam Masto @smashed_toes
“Live, Laugh, Love”ㅤ ㅤ Account run by mom ❣️ sammasto.com Los Angeles, CA Joined August 2020-
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Does Wu-tanging the j count as breaking dry January?
“It’s not insider trading if you take a loss” - anonymous
If all moms are heroes, but not all heroes wear capes, then how many moms where capes????
Brown University: Honey Nut Cheerios for the Ratty - Sign the Petition! chng.it/WPXkjfry via @Change @sobhitsarora
Fuck wheels or doors, are there more songs or books?
Every nurse taking care of me has now involuntarily signed up to hear a tight 5 minute set.
We need to start normalizing asking the bartender which drink has the greatest alcohol to price ratio
Don’t worry fans, i’m boycotting Twitter in between making tweets. Not cause of elon, i just don’t like reading tweets unless they’re my own
Bro I hate the electoral college, they always beat us in football
Sometimes you just gotta separate the politics from the politician, ya know?
If ur the person that says “cha cha cha” during a heartfelt rendition of Happy Birthday, don’t talk to me :(
You get your news from Twitter, I get mine from Snapple caps. We are not the same.
Just wanted to remind everyone that whatever you’re listening to today on spotify WILL be taken into account by your spotify wrapped. Actions have consequences.
Can i get uhhhh… one I wish I was happy meal
New business idea: Cheese Candles. Think about it. Brianstorm creds to #AudreyKim
Being annoyingly particular about semantics is one of my Sam antics!!! 🤬🕺👨🏻⚕️#pissedoffmygirlfriend #shesupset @SofieJmz
Update: this is definitely a stick pandemic.
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