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I stare at you unblinkedly as I finish gargling my Dr Pepper before spitting it back in my cup
Let's play a game it's called how many nights can you go to bed mad or sad in a row
The film "extremely loud and incredibly close" except it's my life and it's called "extremely sore and incredibly dead inside: the musical"
I'm thankful for BREASTS lol I'm just messin I'm talking about turkey breasts have a happy holiday everyone!!!
Still can't get used to this time difference from California to Oregon
How's ur day going? Just found out my brother blow dries his hair haha
Anybody got a number for a decent dominatrix around here? Asking for a friend.
Girls don't even have to do anything and they mess with your head
What if in a parallel earth it was a compliment to assume people were pregnant I think everyone would eat more spaghetti

Luc McNally @lucmcnallymusic
1K Followers 4K Following Guitarist, bouzouki player singer, performer and teacher of the aforementioned.
Snuffbox @Snuffboxmusic
905 Followers 4K Following Traditional and new acoustic music from Glasgow. Charlie Stewart - fiddle, @lucmcnallymusic - guitar/vox (both also of @doscaofficial), Rufus Huggan - cello.
Charlotte MacDonald @Charmacdon
153 Followers 213 Following
Baz @barneywkelly
276 Followers 2K Following “So this is how liberty dies… with thunderous applause.” he/him 🏴#IndyRef2🏳️⚧️#transrights🇵🇸#freePalestine🍉 #göøner🔴⚪️
Agnes Beef @patchy_glimp
665 Followers 4K Following
Rai Madge @RaiRaiRaiRaiRai
742 Followers 3K Following Snarcastic music/comedy promoter + events maker, people relator, networker, social media marketer, freelance MUA by day, #blackballcomedy #comedyinthedtk
Nicole Miln @JulietReeves12
40 Followers 666 Following I breaked up with my boyfriend and looking for new datings
Andrea Valdez @andredwightjr
37 Followers 42 Following I made this just so i can follow Damon Gomez's tweets
Snake Milk @snakemilk666
149 Followers 973 Following SNAKE MILK is a rude as hell magazine from @bransonreese
Duck @Ducky_things
102 Followers 654 Following Duck appreciation Twitter. All things duck, all the ducking time.
rebecca mcdade @rebeccamcdade
374 Followers 608 Following a wee singing sweet potato dressed in earth tones
Lefty Punchmug @rsmith_84
12 Followers 62 Following Lay thine eyes upon the field in which i grow my fucks, and thou shalt see that it is barren
Slim Ballenger @BallengerSlim
142 Followers 926 Following IN LIFE I HAVE ALWAYS LIVED BY MINE motoo IF THE DAMN SUN DONT SHINE TOMARROW IVE HAD A DAMN GOOD TIME!!!
Nick Bossie @nick_bossie
171 Followers 426 Following wrestling coach - hunting/shooting - fishing - support our troops - The only thing you deserve is what you earn.-Tom Brands
Not Bob @StPaulBikeScum
1K Followers 3K Following Up on blocks because Elon is a fuck twat. Ride bikes, drink beer, and do good shit.
bitch @gvlden_
1K Followers 2K Following
Peter Hyde @e3c3b43dcdcd441
48 Followers 338 Following
Will Anderson @williamleigh
1K Followers 2K Following Actor, adverb, alliteration advocate. Written with the assistance of Joke Doctor @ItsRachaelJoyce. (Creator of @theater_lovers and @RentLiveTBS)
call me cismale @clamatoes
2K Followers 998 Following political irrealist, illogical positivist, censer of phosphorus, calyx of hesperus, one chanting star among the millions perfect
PregnantWifeSays @PregoWifeSpeak
13 Followers 32 Following Currently navigating a tween, a toddler, and a pregnant wife. All girls. Wish me luck.
Bumblefoot @bumblefoot
282K Followers 185K Following Solo artist, producer 🎸@wgdestroy / ex-@GunsNRoses / @SonsOfApollo1 / @OriginalAsia / @ArtOfAnarchy 🎸 TV/film music (and maker of @BumblesHotSauce 🌶)
AFHT Trading @fht_trading_X
3K Followers 8K Following 20| market trader | trading mentor | contact me for your free trial
CA Mohit shukla @camohitshukla
128 Followers 491 Following सनदी लेखाकार Proprietor at M SHUKLA & CO.
Lazy Joe @lazy_joe_
4K Followers 23 Following
mishy @RumbleMish
278 Followers 46 Following
beaker @bea_ker
17K Followers 885 Following
Ꮍᴀᴇʟ @elle91
22K Followers 304 Following Writer, animal foster person, 69 inches tall. If you let me write for your thing, I'll kiss you right on the head. Venmo/yael91, IG/the.yael
Peter Wet @rudetanks
7K Followers 575 Following 𝒞ℴ𝓌𝒷ℴ𝓎𝓈 𝒢𝒶𝓎 𝒮𝓉𝓇𝒶𝒾ℊ𝒽𝓉 𝒞ℴ𝓌𝒷ℴ𝓎𝓈 ℳℯ𝓃 𝒮𝓊𝒸𝓀𝒾𝓃ℊ 𝒟𝒾𝒸𝓀 𝒢𝒶𝓎 ℳ𝒶𝓃 𝒢𝒶𝓎 𝒞ℴ𝓌𝒷ℴ𝓎𝓈 ℳℯ𝓃 ℱ𝓊𝒸𝓀𝒾𝓃ℊ ℳℯ ℳℯ𝓃 𝒢ℴ𝒾𝓃ℊ 𝒫ℯℯ ℳℯ𝓃 ℱ𝓊𝒸
Nicole Miln @JulietReeves12
40 Followers 666 Following I breaked up with my boyfriend and looking for new datings
Rai Madge @RaiRaiRaiRaiRai
742 Followers 3K Following Snarcastic music/comedy promoter + events maker, people relator, networker, social media marketer, freelance MUA by day, #blackballcomedy #comedyinthedtk
Agnes Beef @patchy_glimp
665 Followers 4K Following
Arlene McNaught @arlenemcnaught1
1K Followers 541 Following Musical Director | 🏴 | AMD WWRY 🤘🏻 | MD @HOHmusicalUK 💘| Unfortunate 🧜♀️ | @sixthemusical 👑 | @LMissSun ☀️ | @keddiescott | @mountviewLDN
She’s A Real Genius... @ShesARealGenius
5K Followers 306 Following writer for that '80s show. no, that other one https://t.co/SFPE3YUEzd
Rachel @rachiegiff3
183 Followers 93 Following
Keeping Music Live @MU_Exhibition
148 Followers 496 Following Musicians' Union: A Social History Exhibition - currently showing in Manchester at the Peoples History Museum / 24 Nov 2016 - Feb 5th 2017
ghost mom @radtoria
18K Followers 709 Following
Mayor P and 11 others... @punmagnate
4K Followers 781 Following Morally obligated to RT your best and worst wordplay (probably the same thing). I am not my wife @sufficientcharm she loves animals more than you do
happy boo @mashyboo
1K Followers 171 Following
sweaty five dollars @iscoff
15K Followers 550 Following I am an Online Man full of DIGITAL SUGGESTIONS. getting dumber all the tjme
demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon
207K Followers 344 Following director, comedian, musician, writer (the good place, new warriors, late late show, amber ruffin show, strange planet, neon, ghostbusters, + more)
Apple Jean @CrabappleTweets
7K Followers 6K Following
A Rabbit of Negative ... @Bexdora
2K Followers 543 Following Fat pansexual relationship anarchist & enthusiastic tea drinker. I used to be funny. All my scarves are sexy.
KattsDogma @KattsDogma
9K Followers 709 Following avi by Picasso. header by Benjamin Moore. https://t.co/E819hK5ngm OR ➡️ https://t.co/0eeKwH89F4
Clare Patterson @clarepttrsn
1K Followers 4K Following not really on here any more, on instagram @clarejmpatterson | PhD @newwritingMCR on the North, nature and climate (they/them)
Charlotte MacDonald @Charmacdon
153 Followers 213 Following
Princess Buttercup @GoldenSpirals
39K Followers 137 Following I drink my wine from a frosty-mug. https://t.co/ljaEZOfTBf
Brian M. M. Doyle @WritePlay
8K Followers 613 Following Novelist, Playwright, Artist, Tweetwright. I also frequently imitate a pig and do handpuppets to amuse my wife. RT=/=Endorsements
Marnie @marnieyule
403 Followers 934 Following tired clown who will sing for pennies @RSmithAssociate @mountviewldn 🏴♏️🏳️🌈Belén Astor Martín @Raponchigona
170 Followers 194 Following Raponchigona de nacimiento, Creativa de profesión. Morriñenta a tiempo completo. Galega de corazón.
𝔭𝔭 @athleisure_monk
9K Followers 551 Following
Glenn Loury 2.0 Darke... @justabloodygame
7K Followers 672 Following Revolution, Microfiction and Dicks Dicks Dicks! (he/him)
David Stevens @TheDavidStevens
590 Followers 897 Following Zoology @UofGlasgow Musical Theatre @The_GSA Repped by @bartlettwalford Lamborghini, Hollywood Star he/him 🏴🏳️🌈
minimalism @youminimalism
614K Followers 2 Following
Sam McElgunn @girlsamhooray
119 Followers 255 Following Leaving the house is for suckers Teach First 2020 London cohort Theatre Studies at UofGlasgow grad Fermanagh Gal
esthetics | archive @esthtcs27
38K Followers 41K Following