snewt @snewt_

rly into pie and cosmo kramer Los Angeles, CA Joined July 2009

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snewt @snewt_

4 years ago

my New Years resolution for 2022 is to continue making the NYT cooking app my entire personality

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Complex Music @ComplexMusic

4 years ago

Lil Nas X links up with Elton John for Uber Eats campaign ahead of 'Montero' collab. complex.com/music/lil-nas-…

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Elton John @eltonofficial

4 years ago

Now this will surprise you 👀🚀 @LilNasX More to come tomorrow @UberEats #ad

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carla lalli music @lallimusic

4 years ago

The phrase “cheat day” is inherently awful and insulting to both the eater and the foods

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snewt @snewt_

4 years ago

y no pickle emoji

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snewt @snewt_

4 years ago

literally never not thinking about the almond poppy seed muffins from Costco

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snewt @snewt_

5 years ago

Can’t talk, just found out my great grandfathers name was Dick Burns

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snewt @snewt_

5 years ago

bury me at the Porto’s in Glendale

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helena riley @freshhel

5 years ago

I love how arugula makes me feel

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Her. @ArianaaaaCreque

5 years ago

I’m one salmon eating bitch I tell ya

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The Gentle Freak @mitchysuch

5 years ago

In awe of this vibe

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demitria @wannabfisherman

5 years ago

gf who will never stop mourning anthony bourdain

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snewt @snewt_

5 years ago

why when heating soup in microwave bowl get hot but soup stay cold?? riddle me that

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snewt @snewt_

5 years ago

Imagine a baby named Sarah I literally can’t???

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snewt @snewt_

5 years ago

sometimes I’ll be like “hey team I have to jump off for another call!” and the other call is just me in my room enjoying the silence

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snewt @snewt_

5 years ago

me after reading Armie Hammer’s DMs knowing I’ll never be able to enjoy watching CMBYN ever again

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snewt @snewt_

5 years ago

how many times will I write “happy new year to you too” at work today? no less than 100 I am sure

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5 years ago

.@PaulHollywood hey :)

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