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aspie moment: *why do those yelling people keep saying cluck? that seems like a really heated argument for it to be about chickens"
why is it that every lesbian has a different, contradictory idea of what "real lesbian sex" is, and do gay men have this same problem?
People pleasers are some of the unhappiest people I know.
dance like nobody's watching, because you have no control over whatever creepy cctv setup your landlord's got going
why doesn't anyone have a fetish for watching someone aimlessly scroll through tumblr, it would be so fulfilling for both of us
HOT SINGLES IN YOUR AREA, RISING INTO THE NIGHT SKY TO GREET THE CRIMSON MOTHER, SINGING HYMNS OF PULSING HUNGER, KEENING AS THE VEIL PARTS
welp, that really put the "ow" in "wow"
i love how everyone's surprised by plot developments on the game of thrones tv show. like you're too busy to read a million words.
My son's to do list: 1) wake up at 6am 2) barge into parents room 3) punch Dad in his eye 4) give 20 min speech about vipers He nailed it.
is a live performance the opposite of a dead performance?
"not if they all had fangs and knifefeet"
"if some cats were carrier pigeons and some cats were still cats that would be a big problem for the pigeon cats"
funny how a present FROM a cat is so different from a present FOR a cat. maybe humans are doing it all wrong.
life hack: every time you see the words "turn" followed by "me" or "on," reverse the order of the me and the on
To the east is a clearing. Dry desert grass, and a lion feasting on a gazelle...or is it a gazelle?
my bologna has a first name, it's C-T-H-U-L-H-U
*wakes up* *takes a shower* *eats breakfast* *leaves Ikea*
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Lil B THE BASEDGOD @LILBTHEBASEDGOD
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359 Followers 457 Following
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Grant Tanaka: Honky @GrantTanaka
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echoes @ahueitelniy
858 Followers 1K Following
Shine Travis @ShineXTravis
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167 Followers 93 Following just explorin' the ocean and stuff. trying to make sense of it all.
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Hippie Travels @hippietravels
359 Followers 471 Following Travel is the only thing you can buy that makes you richer
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Alan Watts @AlanWattsDaily
152K Followers 1 Following Daily musings curated from the works of Alan Watts—philosopher, writer, orator, and self-styled “spiritual entertainer.” Handpicked since 2009, not a bot.
Hugh Laurie @hughlaurie
1.5M Followers 660 Following Actor, musician, writer. Because the world needs more of those.
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