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I’ll admit it, I cried when Doc died of syphilis in season 3
I’ll admit it, I cried when Doc died of syphilis in season 3
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Visited a friend tonight who owns over a million dollars in real estate, has plenty of money, and uses a flashlight to get around his house at night to save money. People are strange.
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Imagine how much Tylenol this guy’s mom took when she was pregnant…
Imagine how much Tylenol this guy’s mom took when she was pregnant…
Then you love a little wild one and she brings you only sorrow All the time you know she's smilin' you'll be on your knees tomorrow, yeah
Then you love a little wild one and she brings you only sorrow All the time you know she's smilin' you'll be on your knees tomorrow, yeah
My third grade school photo. The photo guy couldn’t find the giant pack of my brand (Merit), but the chicks like the Marlboro pack better anyway.
My third grade school photo. The photo guy couldn’t find the giant pack of my brand (Merit), but the chicks like the Marlboro pack better anyway.
Nice album cover. I can’t think of any scenario where this young lady survives the night.
Nice album cover. I can’t think of any scenario where this young lady survives the night.
Solid duo
If you could give our kicker two attempts for every FG, he’s not bad.
The defense is weak. Whitt needs to be on notice. Too many wide open receivers
I don’t care what Mom said, go put some damn clothes on!
I don’t care what Mom said, go put some damn clothes on!
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Daddy I need $20 for the concession stand before the game starts.
Me waking up after eating a healthy dose of mushrooms wondering if I posted anything retarded on Twitter
Efficient, eco friendly, built your immunity to fight any god damn thing on the planet.
Ok…ok…I’m sorry
Me after creating a password using my street name and considering it unhackable
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Remember when you and your wife called Bob Iger to have me fired?
Remember when you and your wife called Bob Iger to have me fired?
These signs… white boomers, Volvo in the driveway, live in a bubble, love patting each other on the back on Facebook about how inclusive they are.
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Democrats, the party of speech codes & censorship
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