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The non-league juggernaut that is Eastbourne Town FC steamrolls into Sussex County League playoff action at the Saffrons tonight, let’s get after it 💛💙 #ForzaEastbourne
The non-league juggernaut that is Eastbourne Town FC steamrolls into Sussex County League playoff action at the Saffrons tonight, let’s get after it 💛💙 #ForzaEastbourne
The thing about the Post Office horizon inquest is that it really does look like on this occasion there was a widespread conspiracy yet somehow the conspiracy nutbags never seemed to seize on it.
Although Pompeii the new dig always reminds me of this youtu.be/EKyVDWaoAfU?si…
That Roman Dodecahedron. I reckon it’s a flashy Trivet.
When The National Lottery was introduced, we had hours of talk about it at work. We decided, if you won, you’d have to give a couple of your mates a decent share. Otherwise you’d be down the pub, on your yacht, on holiday, at your Villa etc on your own. They’d still be at work.
You can tell I’m British because, I’m a single man, buying a cucumber** in a supermarket & you can tell I feel that everyone is smirking at my back 🥹 **yes, amongst other groceries
This news was released at 00:06 on a Monday morning. bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…
IYKYK 😉
Here’s a thing. I’ve never been in an Aldi. Been in Lidl, even been in Netto, but never Aldi.
April 27th 1982: Following the recapture of South Georgia, American newspaper, The Arizona Republic, comes up with a fun image... 🤣
Somethings wrong with my tv. I can’t find any Sunday League, Benson & Hedges Cup or Gillette Cup Cricket fixtures on any of the channels. 😐
Do people still put pickled onions, or even better, pickled eggs in a bag of crisps down the pub? #goldentimes #foodofkings #englishgourmet #giruy #crisps #pickledonion #pickledegg #yum
Just lying in bed (yes still in bed) & I realised I’ve been retired 7 years today. So, get in.
Alex Murphy looks like he’d rather stick the heed on him than foul him like. #nufc
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905 Followers 390 Following New Show ‘ It’s the ….. P.I.T.S , man ‘ on https://t.co/ppSpY6eYL5 playing 60s Pop ,Garage , Soul , Ska , Indie etc in my shed!Bill Corcoran @BillCorcoran5
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5K Followers 3K Following Tea Queen of Teaclub. Redhead RBF. Goonies never say die. It's all in the reflexes. My ghost @emmasghost1 Co-host @BrainsofblondieMegan S. @SimplyMegszcpt
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2K Followers 1K Following Cosa posso fare! Incorrigible, Carrot Crunching, Connoisseur. Leek shagging pervert. #FOD #DanoFacts #GTBI #DanosdapsBruce Gorrie @bsgorrie
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815 Followers 1K Following #FuckTheTories : LFC : “"Look out all U hippies, U ain't as sharp as me. It ain't about the trippin' but the sexuality, turn it up !" Intolerant LeftMacca @The_Paris_Angel
27K Followers 2K Following Designated Barclays Account. Poverty League Chat Not Tolerated.Sock Council @SockCouncil
13K Followers 2K Following BSFC. Pursuing fine foot apparel and being nice people since 2011. Contact: [email protected] (please allow 24 hours min for a reply), NO DM PLEASE.Bunny @DUCKmagstoke
21K Followers 14K Following Midnight rockers, city slickers, gunmen, and maniacs. Ex-editor of DUCK / Freelance copywriting & marketingMooms - The Integrity.. @Danny_McMoomins
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1K Followers 2K Following Pseudo Australian. I dress like an international football hooligan to walk the dog. Middle aged moaner. Northerner. Immigrant. Australian Republican.Simon Wilson @scurrilusrumour
987 Followers 2K Following Trade Unionist, Labour, Joy Division and Arctic Monkeys lover, #nufcKorka @Korka58386330
284 Followers 381 FollowingRewards for Forces @forcesdiscounts
18K Followers 18K Following U.K.'s Largest #ForcesDiscount Website For #ArmedForces, #Veterans and their Partners. Become a free member today & start! #CostOfLivingOlly @OllyHFR
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685 Followers 1K Following Toon fan and Tory hater. Old Punk… Remember #ACAB Never Forgive! Never Forget!Ricky D Phillips - Mi.. @RDPHistory
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561 Followers 560 FollowingLee Stevens @lee0969
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3K Followers 4K Following ubi fides. Footie cricket boxing music and family that's where its at obv not in that order.Jonathan Trigell @jonnytrig
25K Followers 24K Following Novelist & Stella Artois Socialist Genus, Boy A, Cham & ...Angels Latest: Under Country Won a few literary prizes & had a film made but you haven't heard of me.Diarmaid Ryng @DiarmaidRyng
527 Followers 1K Following Take anything said below with a pinch of salt.Isabelle Westbury @izzywestbury
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156K Followers 396 Following 🤟🏻O relacionamento entre um corno manso e uma puta é o mais honesto e onde existe amor de verdade!📵Eu não divulgo! 🇧🇷#elenao FORA BOLSONARISTAS!MelHotWife @MelHotwife18
78K Followers 609 Following Conta de uma esposa, casada ha muitos anos que descobriu os prazeres de ser uma HotWife bem safada😈🔥18 Fevers (Seoul City.. @18Fevers
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3K Followers 1K Following Buy punk photos, https://t.co/MTtyQMijYZ. Workshops for creatives: https://t.co/IKlwlbVBLm. Most published West Coast punk photographer, 1976-80. Author of PUNK PIONEERS.zyd hockey @zydhockey
905 Followers 390 Following New Show ‘ It’s the ….. P.I.T.S , man ‘ on https://t.co/ppSpY6eYL5 playing 60s Pop ,Garage , Soul , Ska , Indie etc in my shed!Bill Corcoran @BillCorcoran5
5K Followers 6K Following Newcastle upon Tyne is the greatest and most civilised city on earth - and I can prove it. Volunteer @Nufcfoodbank and @Tyneside_IrishMark Jones @jones_m16
281 Followers 762 Following the intelligent are doomed to be tormented by the stupidderek guy @dieworkwear
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10K Followers 10K Following Ex Goalkeeper🧤⚽️ Now an Audiophile, record collector and gig goer heavily influenced by @wearejames . @BarnetFC Season ticket holder. 30 months alcohol free.Jamie B @AlansDeepBath1
559 Followers 2K Following peaked at Loch Lomond 1996, been down hill since. #LUFCstrawberrypub @theberrypub
28K Followers 24K Following Iconic (what ever that means) and old school boozer. good food, local beers, top banter with a few pictures on the walls. Facebook: the strawberryえるさんは…Ⅸ @musik_fact
908 Followers 885 Following No 自分らしさ No Life あーーらゆる音を好みます 邦楽から洋楽から たいがいいけます 好きな音楽は書きだすと とんでもない量になるので #えるぷれ 検索してみて 同じ系統なら えっぶりたいむ気軽に絡んで꜀( ˙꒳˙ ꜀) だいたい える と呼ばれておりまするよDUMMY TOYS (All femal.. @Dummy_Toys
2K Followers 4K Following Vo: Quin Gt: Xiaoniao Ba: Huanzi Dr: Qing https://t.co/K2vOzRLSbl https://t.co/2sT8TCO7CaRumkicks 럼킥스 (p.. @rumkicks
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111 Followers 161 FollowingFletch @Fletcher912Df
214 Followers 698 Following I knew the call of all the songbirds they sang all the wrong wordsBarry_Crossan @Barry_Crossan
520 Followers 818 Following Basking in the light of the fifteen fame filled minutes of the fanzine writerMaureen Hamill @MaureenHamill6
2K Followers 2K FollowingBrian Posehn @thebrianposehn
332K Followers 1K Following Comedian, Actor, Writer, Giant Idiot. Big Bang Theory, The Mandalorian, Mr. Show, New Girl, The Sarah Silverman Program, Just Shoot Me & much more.Ives_57 @57Ives
2K Followers 122 FollowingReinventMusic @ktanaka13
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1K Followers 4K Following NEW AND PRE-LOVED DESIGNER GEAR.... ALSO ON FB, TWITTER, AND INSTAGRAM... OPEN TO OFFERS ON EVERYTHING ***PAYPAL ONLY OR CASH IF LOCAL*** Re-Posts Appreciated👍Emma Flinders @FlindersEmma
5K Followers 3K Following Tea Queen of Teaclub. Redhead RBF. Goonies never say die. It's all in the reflexes. My ghost @emmasghost1 Co-host @Brainsofblondie44 years ago Songs the Lord Taught Us is the first album by the American punk rock band The Cramps, released in May 1980 includes the single 'Garbageman. #punk #punks #punkrock #thecramps #songsthelordtaughtus #history #punkrockhistory
@spike1003 Next time will be Champions League Final 2033
The non-league juggernaut that is Eastbourne Town FC steamrolls into Sussex County League playoff action at the Saffrons tonight, let’s get after it 💛💙 #ForzaEastbourne
MELIORA SEQUIMUR - We Follow The Better Things. The Saffrons. 7:45pm. Playoff Semi-Final. #UpTheTown🟡🔵 | @TheSCFL | #Playoffs |
Just to clarify: no one NO ONE can spell ‘diarhorea’. Not even doctors. They still have to write ‘squits’ on their notes.
@spike1003 You paint a wonderful picture
@spike1003 @disappoptimism If you look at the speed that their erections fall, you can see the disappointment in their parents' eyes. I mean Tower 3. Or something.
@disappoptimism @spike1003 They were too busy claiming the moon landings didn't happen and screaming into the void that faster mobile internet makes your cock fall off.
The thing about the Post Office horizon inquest is that it really does look like on this occasion there was a widespread conspiracy yet somehow the conspiracy nutbags never seemed to seize on it.
Marianne Vos (Visma-LAB) wins Stage 3 of the Vuelta España Femenina
Find me someone who owns a samurai sword that isn't a fucking danger
Hi all. I made a little 4 minute video in the pouring rain the other day explaining this years fundraising walk, my motivations and what it entails. The fundraiser will be up TOMORROW, and the first 5 to donate will get a nice little photo print and stickers in the post! 🤩
So, in July i'll be walking through over 30 of Durham's Category D villages - settlements which sat at the bottom of the pile in the county's strategic planning and deemed not worthy of future investment. Many are extinct today. 🧵
On this day in 1978, a huge event against nazism took place at Victoria Park in London. Tom Robinson Band, Steel Pulse, X-Ray Spex and The Clash (with Jimmy Pursey) were amongst the bands that appeared. Pics; Syd Shelton Syd Shelton David Corio
Anyone need any heroin or heart disease whilst I am in Edinburgh today ?
@RichG3230 @spike1003 @the_weind Teachers are by far the biggest mingers
@HarryMcNally00 @spike1003 @the_weind Been in plenty where the fire they had improved the place
Hurrah . It’s Stacey Solomons filthy mingers show .