jackson @squashedlikebug
@placed_ontwo Winston-Salem, NC Joined August 2022-
Tweets12K
-
Followers5K
-
Following456
-
Likes51K
I kind of have a job now!!! It’s kind of happening for me!!
0
0
22
724
0
I have not smoked cigarettes for several weeks! At least two or three Im not sure
I wish I had a gumball/candy machine in my house but I don’t have any quarters
Tried to watch the new naked gun a few days ago and gave up like 5 minutes in. I really really don’t find Liam neeson funny. He should try a new voice or something
I have zero ships in a bottle, by my age I should have at least two or three, at this rate I’ll never have a ship in a bottle
Really excited to learn this guy is from winston salem, I’ve almost definitely seen them before but didn’t know, it’s like realizing you’ve probably been on the same bus as a serial killer at some point in your life
David Zaslav would make a wonderful cowardly lion, I’d be surprised if he’s never tried on the costume
One of my least favorite tweets in a little while, nothing even funny or quotable in this one
One of my least favorite tweets in a little while, nothing even funny or quotable in this one
Got mistaken for a phish cover band member and also saw a gas sign that actually spun, 24/7 probably
jackson retweeted
An honest day’s fuck-all
I’ve had a good number of beers and I can hear fireworks from my house
Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary
Palms hurt horribly in my dream last night like I scraped them on the road
Two nights in a row where I dreamt walking up to the urinal and realizing I was holding too much stuff to use it, first night was a bunch of coats but last night I had a tub of icecream too, not nightmares, just small inconveniences
Banished Shrew @shrewtape
2K Followers 455 Following Born anew every morning. Doomed afresh every evening.
furby hancock @furby_hancock
11K Followers 416 Following there's probably a lot of upsides to suffering that we just haven't thought of yet
picardie aurora @picardie_aurora
7K Followers 405 Following hello friends, i have been bothered by the imperfect world for a long time
lil stinker @superlameballs
10K Followers 740 Following
heck is here @hell__is_here
1K Followers 653 Following
Bo Sinclair's Bitch @ADDERDOG
18 Followers 349 Following new acc for 1970s rat king. 🔞Dead Dove🔞possible triggering content🔞 🌠Must be 20+ to follow🌠 my personal playpen 🌈🍖💙💚 ❤️🩵
col @bullseyedcowboy
9 Followers 103 Following
Undertalebitchiamsans... @touchieeeeeeeey
776 Followers 8K Following Honestly idrk what to add here anymore
Possiblyinmichigan @Possiblym1chiga
6 Followers 67 Following
Ava Fcb @AvaFcb70170
5 Followers 306 Following
Julia tommy @GScott70336
226 Followers 2K Following lidependent woman . Devoted mother. widowed,not defeated. Building a life of strength, love & purpose ❤️❤️
awesome @awesomeonion41
0 Followers 4 Following
river ༻¨*:· @mindfreakluvr
663 Followers 396 Following human embodiment of the need for speed underground 2 soundtrack. XVX
rhi harper @cityfawns
458 Followers 177 Following hope over experience (rhiharper on insta and cityfawns on substack)
birthday forgetter @fatherjawnz
289 Followers 462 Following
Sugar ♡ Mucus @sugarmucus
3K Followers 1K Following Trashpost princess. Electronic jester. Indoor catgirl. The sweetest & slimiest lil brat around~☆ https://t.co/AS5Xh5GJ0h https://t.co/bT2o5M1gpN
soma @Teeraphon117277
55 Followers 894 Following
Rose 🏹 @waxdovie
49 Followers 149 Following kind of scared about how much I love eating skin, hope it never gets out of control
Uriel Alanís Pérez @UrielAlans71909
123 Followers 2K Following
Susvui @Susvui416
27 Followers 456 Following
boy named sue @crystalposting
37 Followers 602 Following
Rylee Johnson @RyleeJohns58145
25 Followers 333 Following
Mac @C0un5ellian
264 Followers 5K Following
marry @marry1387995
137 Followers 2K Following Am widow have a little daughter called Victoria working in a fashion owne by aunt. Here for serious relationship not that kind of naughty things. Naked
Bob Burner @Cristopolis333
649 Followers 6K Following
M @postingnexus
33 Followers 599 Following
following one million... @zilliontofollow
119 Followers 2K Following ‼️following every account i see to get to one million
Motivation Sparks @Motivation_S6
2K Followers 5K Following Daily dose of positivity & power | Spark the change within.
RATM85🌞🌬🌿�... @Bangarang8080
166 Followers 2K Following Australia. Hiking, biking, coffee, dog walks, chess, music, politics, and reading.🦘🐨🐍🐊🦈🕷🪼🔥🌞⛈️
Banished Shrew @shrewtape
2K Followers 455 Following Born anew every morning. Doomed afresh every evening.
furby hancock @furby_hancock
11K Followers 416 Following there's probably a lot of upsides to suffering that we just haven't thought of yet
picardie aurora @picardie_aurora
7K Followers 405 Following hello friends, i have been bothered by the imperfect world for a long time
lil stinker @superlameballs
10K Followers 740 Following
heck is here @hell__is_here
1K Followers 653 Following
Sugar ♡ Mucus @sugarmucus
3K Followers 1K Following Trashpost princess. Electronic jester. Indoor catgirl. The sweetest & slimiest lil brat around~☆ https://t.co/AS5Xh5GJ0h https://t.co/bT2o5M1gpN
bubble boi @bubblebabyboi
22K Followers 4K Following Hardware Lottery Winner @bubble_comp. Brand Ambassador @thru_xyz. Consigliere @UntoLabs.
𝓛𝓾𝓱𝓪𝓮�... @luhaenten
35K Followers 2K Following I was hospitalised for an involuntary remembrance after choking on a madeleine.
Archaeology & Art @archaeologyart
720K Followers 28K Following Archaeology, Art, Museums, Old Photos and more. For archaeology enthusiasts: Explore Rome’s history,tours,and tickets at https://t.co/t4kT37xeFc
jurdle @jurndan
13K Followers 589 Following commissions open, dm for inquiries. prints and originals for sale on my site, i love you
Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes_
33K Followers 882 Following I can draw your pet for a ridiculous cheap price https://t.co/entYLewUOw he/him
Business Woman Themed... @vegetalpuppet
2K Followers 979 Following i don't brush my teeth so my toothache keeps me mean
Mark Bowman @mlbbowman
125K Followers 775 Following Braves beat writer for https://t.co/8197IOPYmN since 2001. Unlike Billy The Kid, I truly am from a town known as Wheeling, West Virginia.
🅹-🆂🅾🅽 @ItsmindofJson
22K Followers 471 Following A Logical, Horny, Ass Eating, Sapiosexual Asshole 🇯🇲 ✈️🗽 Don't Study Me, You'll Fail! https://t.co/oVnqRUMBTh
Will Sloan @WillSloanEsq
27K Followers 1K Following Modern-day folk hero. Once met Dolph Lundgren. World-famous for @ImprtCinemaClub and @MichaelandUs. [email protected]
Ginger Jones @plaything______
3K Followers 1K Following
Public Toilets rating... @Toilet_Rankings
667 Followers 2K Following I travel the world, to rate how good public toilets are. Dont know why really. *no people featured in images* *satire* *All pictures my own*
ДАЙТЕ ЕЙ ГО�... @bakingbolshevik
419 Followers 249 Following commie pisshead. undying leviathan. she/her. мне нравится все Советское.. eng/esp/русский
jewish brat @ajewishbrat
10K Followers 3K Following i can’t handle the thought of people not knowing what I am thinking at all times. i did brat before charli. sober 🇵🇸
conifrère @arbresmuets
1K Followers 407 Following
Trends for United States
71,8 B posts
24,9 B posts
37,6 B posts
28,1 B posts
8.519 posts
1.904 posts
5.907 posts
1.942 posts
26,9 B posts
4.228 posts
1.000 posts
3.971 posts
1.030 posts
2.909 posts
2.246 posts
3.925 posts
4.176 posts
1.701 posts
1.619 posts
You might like
Dervy Chat
@Dervy
3K Followers
WH
@hastifliche
8K Followers
hope
@LAlNLAlN
4K Followers
Richard Vein
@VeinRichard
6K Followers
champ
@wristchad
707 Followers
heck is here
@hell__is_here
1K Followers
Satchel Charge
@Satchel__Charge
1K Followers
straw chewer
@chewingstraw
578 Followers
Villein
@burialfetish
2K Followers
Banished Shrew
@shrewtape
2K Followers
❤️🔥
@witnessborne
1K Followers
boe
@bigsquishyfrog
2K Followers
meek
@hauntedmoor
526 Followers
The Unahugger
@ned_flaczynski
2K Followers
C. Visible
@barnaclebucket
3K Followers