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it’s time to pay the price RIGHT HERE Joined November 2019-
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already sick of the pornographic tennis movie and i dont even think its out yet
got called my coworkers name twice yesterday by customers at work while it initially reeked of brunette blindness i am actually taking it as a sign that i actually just look like her (22 years old)
ESPN Sources: Sixers star Joel Embiid has been treated for a mild case of Bell’s palsy for the past week. The condition began during the play-in victory over Miami but he has wanted to keep it private to avoid distractions for his team.
i have many work wives and work husbands, the entirety of the deli staff to be exact. but i only have one real husband, and he works from his room looking at documents on the computer. and he is the love of my life
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watching the cavs on my phone while waiting in line to get into the nu metal fest >>>
nothing better to throw at the end of a negative statement than a simple “Sad!”
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Smells like East Lansing Ricks in the draft theatre rn
me: should call them “unfortunate” cookies the way that they get eaten by me waiter: [applying pressure to my head wound]
writing down a list of URLs and driving to the public library to print them out