Sargeant SarcasⓂ️ @srgntsrcsm

Doing it for the cult 👆🏻 Doing it for the culture 📚 Doing it for the cultured yogurt 🥣 Joined August 2013

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𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐀𝐫𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐏𝐮𝐫𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐞 🇺🇸 @creation247

4 years ago

A child that is not embraced by their village, will burn it down to feel its warmth

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Don’t Boo…Revolt! @BreeNewsome

5 years ago

How does it make sense to have a state where the death penalty is outlawed—meaning you can have full due process in a court of law & the judge can’t sentence you to death— but a police officer is empowered to summarily execute people based on his singular, subjective reaction?

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Cinnamon Shrimp Fried Rice @MaestroKnoItAll

5 years ago

@TMobile towers in NYC are down and they aren't doing anything..... literally no Tmobile customers in NYC have cell service...

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Lisa Chanana @LLChanana

5 years ago

Police release body camera footage of former Red Sox star Johnny Damon’s DUI arrest whdh.com/news/police-re…

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Sargeant SarcasⓂ️ @srgntsrcsm

5 years ago

Obviously, you mean former Boston Red Sox star Johnny Damon

The Daily Beast @thedailybeast

5 years ago

Obviously, you mean former Boston Red Sox star Johnny Damon

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Dr. Emily Anhalt @dremilyanhalt

5 years ago

Your pain is valid even though others have it worse. Your joy is beautiful even though others have it better.

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Andrew Kaczynski @KFILE

5 years ago

I wrote about our daughter's experience, the reality of pediatric brain cancer – 6 surgeries, infections, the ICU, seizures, chemotherapy, and her death. I spent weeks learning what we can do to save other kids. I'd be honored if you'd read & share. washingtonpost.com/opinions/2021/…

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Atul Gawande @Atul_Gawande

5 years ago

Fabulous trial reduced loneliness, depression, and anxiety in Meals on Wheels participants who live alone over four weeks. How? College volunteers w 2 hrs training simply called a roster of 6-9 folks 2-5X/week (elders' choice) to ask how they are. jamanetwork.com/journals/jamap…

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Inner Practitioner @MindTendencies2

5 years ago

Sometimes saying goodbye without resentment is the highest form of self-love.

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Sargeant SarcasⓂ️ @srgntsrcsm

5 years ago

. Aye @pepsi, I’m ready to rock out to some 🎶 & some 🍗. Tweet #SuperBowlWeeknd + #PepsiEntry to enter for the chance to win a feast for 1️⃣ NoPurchNec.18+.VoidWhereProhib The NFL Entities have not offered/sponsored this sweeps in any way

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they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza

5 years ago

I never hear concerns about how the McDonald’s CEO making $18,012,549 per year might drive up the price of a Big Mac.

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Glenn Wool @GlennWool

5 years ago

Somewhere out there an easily pleased dude named Adam is eating a McRib that’s really making his New Year’s Eve And he has no idea just how biblical he’s being