shaefer @sshhaef

violinist from houston who loves the astros, longhorns, rockets, hoosiers & texans a little too much. zack greinke, brandon walter & aj blubaugh enthusiast Houston, TX Joined January 2022

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shaefer @sshhaef

12 minutes ago

cubs had runners on 1st and 2nd, no outs, then turned into the 2023-2025 astros double play, weak popup inning over

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yc @yc

7 hours ago

“Slop” is such a perfect word for our times…everything we consume from media to food is massive in quantity and horrible quality…real trough hours

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Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski

44 minutes ago

Oops!!

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Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker

7 hours ago

It’s almost kind of impressive how bad Democrats have been at meeting the moment.

House Democrats @HouseDemocrats

20 hours ago

It’s almost kind of impressive how bad Democrats have been at meeting the moment.

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shaefer @sshhaef

30 minutes ago

it is very much still a thing, who said otherwise?

lex :3 but evil @lexbutevil

16 hours ago

it is very much still a thing, who said otherwise?

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shaefer @sshhaef

a hour ago

tigers will be lucky to win a single game the rest of this series now that their one good pitcher has pitched

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shaefer @sshhaef

a hour ago

Jose Altuve 🤝 Jose Ramirez TOOTBLANs in critical situations

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Daniel Meyer @TheAstrosLocker

a hour ago

I’m not sure what I expected to read/hear, but there’s just about zero accountability from Dana and Joe in the quotes here, paired with a lot of “when we are healthy,” quips.

Chandler Rome @Chandler_Rome

2 hours ago

I’m not sure what I expected to read/hear, but there’s just about zero accountability from Dana and Joe in the quotes here, paired with a lot of “when we are healthy,” quips.

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if the astros were in this situation (runners on first and third w no outs) they’d strike out swinging at three pitches outside of the zone and then hit into a first pitch double play, then bring King or De Los Santos and give up a go ahead homer immediately

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shaefer @sshhaef

2 hours ago

i feel like i’ve heard coaches and GMs say this right before getting fired.

Brian McTaggart @brianmctaggart

5 hours ago

i feel like i’ve heard coaches and GMs say this right before getting fired.

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Danielle Lerner @danielle_lerner

3 hours ago

Kevin Durant finishing up his first day of Rockets training camp with a free throw drill where only swishes count

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Nico @elitetakes_

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Sean @seantheb0mb

a day ago

@MLB @Athletics Can’t wait to see them abbreviate as SAC. That way when they play the orioles the scorebug will say BAL SAC

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Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom

6 hours ago

I guess the Commander in Chief needs to go!

Acyn @Acyn

8 hours ago

I guess the Commander in Chief needs to go! https://t.co/2EMICwdCOE

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The Associated Press @AP

3 hours ago

BREAKING: Federal judge finds that the Trump administration unconstitutionally targeted noncitizens for deportation over Gaza war protests. apnews.com/article/marco-…