Samantha Crouse @sshhamsham

Midwest raised kidadult. University of Nebraska Omaha Alum, Public Health. RD2Be 👩🏻‍⚕️🥦🧁 Omaha, NE Joined November 2019

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Samantha Crouse @sshhamsham

3 years ago

Emotionally not ready for the headache @Ticketmaster is about to give me 🥲 #TSTheErasTour #Ticketmaster

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Samantha Crouse @sshhamsham

3 years ago

Only been trying to get tickets since 10 am and have been given this message twice now 🥺@TMFanSupport @taylornation13

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Ashley the Ologist 🦉 @TheAngryOlogist

3 years ago

Here’s a hot take: fuck fireworks. The “entertainment” they provide is not worth the fear they cause wildlife, pets, and people.

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Ana Navarro-Cárdenas @ananavarro

3 years ago

If you’re against abortion, don’t get one. If you’re against contraception, don’t take any. If you’re against same-sex relationships, don’t have one. If you’re against same-sex marriage, don’t marry someone of same gender. Do not impose your beliefs & religion on all Americans.

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Samantha Crouse @sshhamsham

4 years ago

Apparently there’s a TikTok mom who’s family is keto and only allows her kids to have fruit as a “treat” This👏🏻is👏🏻how👏🏻disordered👏🏻 eating👏🏻 starts 👏🏻

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Samantha Crouse @sshhamsham

4 years ago

Moms are the best. My mom left church service to FaceTime me and give me advice on paint colors for our fireplace 😂

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Samantha Crouse @sshhamsham

4 years ago

Found myself looking at enneagram memes and have come to the conclusion that type 4’s are misunderstood. Which is very type 4 of me to say 💁🏻‍♀️ #enneagram4

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Samantha Crouse @sshhamsham

4 years ago

Dehumanization should always have consequences. @BreneBrown is right. Repair begins with accountability.

Brené Brown @BreneBrown

4 years ago

Dehumanization should always have consequences. @BreneBrown is right. Repair begins with accountability.

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oRelax! @orelaxshelby

5 years ago

@GovRicketts Nebraska’s new slogan: Guns don’t kill people, weed kills people 🙄🙄🙄

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Samantha Crouse @sshhamsham

5 years ago

Anytime I see a picture of Betty White come up on any social media platform I immediately hold my breath... just in case... ya know 🥺 #queen

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Britt 🖖 @BrittGratreak

5 years ago

If your body shape has changed over the past year (like mine) it's okay to buy clothes that are more comfortable for your new shape. ✨ Wider, smaller, larger, narrower. Our bodies are very fluid. They are literally bags of bags of fluid. So decorate your meat sack! Change is OK.

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Samantha Crouse @sshhamsham

5 years ago

Normalize getting health & fitness information from those who are academically qualified over those who hold a pseudoscience google degree.

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Samantha Crouse @sshhamsham

5 years ago

When someone says they’re on a no carb diet and they’re now exhausted all the time 👄👄👄👄👄

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Samantha Crouse @sshhamsham

5 years ago

There's something about wearing a cardigan while drinking tea and listening to folklore that really hits you in the feels @taylorswift13 #MondayMood

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Samantha Crouse @sshhamsham

5 years ago

Booked our anniversary trip and it's starting to feel like things are slowly turning back to BC-before covid 😷

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Ahmed Ali @DrAhmednurAli

5 years ago

Normalize not asking women when they are going to have children.

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Samantha Crouse @sshhamsham

5 years ago

YES! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

SDS Archived @SymoneSanders46

5 years ago

YES! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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Samantha Crouse @sshhamsham

5 years ago

Get you a man that texts you Happy International Women’s day 🖤@coachncrouse

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Nick Crouse @coachncrouse

5 years ago

I hear adults say that kids are “undisciplined” today, but watch adults every weekend leave shopping carts in the middle of a parking lot instead of walk an extra 10 feet to put the kart in the rack. Maybe adults should look in the mirror?