Smooth-brained Beluga 🐳 @st_whaley
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“see i build these dashboards so that our executives can have deeper insight into critical business functions. basically, my job is to turn unstructured data into actionable insights. we call it data science”
@nateheroldd Read this like the weeknd singing tears in the rain
@ratp0pe I eventually figured it out, and was upset that my brother wouldn’t chest bump me over my newfound Adult skill :(
I have a masters degree in engineering from a top 10 and I can’t figure out how to put this duvet cover on the fucking duvet
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evolution preparing us for our inevitable return to the sea
Vacationing to the outhouse to rub elbows with satans kale bc the Taylor swift event my girlfriend brought me to has far too many screaming children
Junior developers asking to help when prod is down
OWN THE DAY
@tomshaw_dev |￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣| You need a MacBook to be a Programmer |＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿| \ (•◡•) / \ / —— | | |_ |_
@nateheroldd Kids as in not adults? Or like only swearing at orphans/old folks w/ deceased parents?
Risk & French affirmation is the bare minimum before I even THINK about moving my homelab to kubermrtes
IN HER DEFENSE, the waitress could get it
At dinner w my boo for our anniversary & she’s over here simping for our waitress…
the absolute apple of my eye, she of whom could never be spoiled, rotten, or go sour, said that I could not have a “live, laugh, love” sign in any shared dwelling. So I faked my own death (she doesn’t wanna love and doesn’t want me to live), AITA?
Shot a romantic friend shot w @breanaflaherty and now she reciprocally simps, I welcome any further questions
shooting ur friend shot is so much more embarrassing than shooting ur shot romantically like omg i just wanna be girliesss and hangggg why am i so anxiousssssss
Fuck you (I am very very very very very jealous)
I AM ALONE IN MY ROOM LAUGHING LIKE A SUPERVILLAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Let's cancel the call"
Me in middle school: god Taylor swift is so lame, her fans are so annoying Me now: my girlfriend said I could have Taylor swift as my hall pass but only if I let her watch, and it’s my absolute dream
breana @breanaflaherty
32 Followers 39 Following
⚡️Boltbet⚡️ @boltbet7
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samantha @depressedxmeme
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3.0M Followers 2K Following Founder of Silver Bulletin: https://t.co/mYtb4rgUyT, and cohost of Still Counting podcast!
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1.3M Followers 799 Following Founder/Chair, AMI Labs; Professor, NYU; Partner, 224 Ventures; Ex-Chief AI Scientist, Meta. Researcher in AI, ML, Robotics, etc. ACM Turing Award Laureate.
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breana @breanaflaherty
32 Followers 39 Following
Marc G. Bellemare @marcgbellemare
18K Followers 347 Following Modelling @ Cohere. Ex RL research lead at Google Brain, DeepMind. Textbook author. Co-founder, Reliant AI.
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1.1M Followers 930 Following PC Master Race. The official X of the #PCMR. The biggest PC gamer and enthusiasts community in the world. Since 2011. Run by @PedroPCMR
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3.2M Followers 400 Following Back-to-back 2024 and 2025 World Series Champions 🏆🏆// Blog: @DodgerInsider // Text us: (323) 375-BLUE
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43 Followers 65 Following
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samantha @depressedxmeme
29 Followers 73 Following “My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.” | ♈️☀️♐️🌙♋️💫 | HSU ‘21 🌲🏫💛💚
shre @shreeyahhh
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