Marie Smith @starlight34
Pfffft Cumbria Joined February 2009-
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@CopMoustache I’m not forces but my Dad was (navy the police) and I always reverse in when parking, drives my OH crazy 😂
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Chi Chi DeVayne’s passing is such sad news!
Just watched ‘Burden’ a film based on true events, showing the only thing more powerful then hate is love. #rehabhate #theechoproject
@Brandon_Lay I’ve been happily arguing on this manual for Stepford Wives page for months, today I got my ‘top fan’ badge and the muted for calling out another women bashing post! Gutted 🤷♀️
@AbChav What a vile individual he is! Making young lasses cry, complete and utter whooper!
@vinstar19 @AbChav ‘Hoofing up the hole with pointiest winklepickers’ haha my new insult thanks x
@Hunted_HQ Alex you have got this, don’t let your past rule your future you are amazing! And I’m sure you won’t be short of friends!!!
@liamyoung @frankiemac8 @liamyoung I think that's the point, the hypocrisy of the media and Tories supporters is rife 😂
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Next time an interviewer asks "What's the worst thing you've done?" Theresa May will have a much better answer than "running through wheat"
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Jeremy Corbyn returned a DVD to Blockbuster without rewinding it. #LastMinuteCorbynSmears
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When you get caught running through fields of wheat
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Terrorism? Fuck you. x.com/AmyALaPorte/st…
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Police are looking for Liam Johnson aged 14 years who is missing last seen 5 days ago by family. 5ft5in tall short brown hair in a quiff
When other countries take brilliant British shows and ruin them #shameless #broadchurch #leavebritainrealing
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John Oliver called out the American media on @LastWeekTonight for their coverage of the London terror attacks: share.ew.com/tsynb0H
No words, so heartsore for all around the world. #westandtogether storymaps.esri.com/stories/terror…
That's it I'm moving to Liverpool ! x.com/livechonews/st…
BREAKING: Steve Rotheram is elected first ever Liverpool City Region Metro Mayor liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool…
@barrowpolice @TheSun I'm more enraged that people still buy this rag !! #shunthesun
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