John Brosnan @statbit

Not really into hanging out with narsisitc billionaires. 👋 Joined January 2007

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John Brosnan @statbit

3 years ago

As a verizon customer, I am very much looking forward to the satellite emergency iPhone feature so I can get help when on the Verizon network.

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John Opdenakker @j_opdenakker

4 years ago

The plural of regex is regrets.

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John Brosnan @statbit

4 years ago

Power is out. I’m going to start eating the ice cream.

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John Brosnan @statbit

4 years ago

I was all set to give zero love to future GoT franchises, but then they have to go and cast Matt Smith. How can I resist a time lord dragon rider??!

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John Brosnan @statbit

5 years ago

I have left the house so little the Nest doorbell thinks I'm a stranger.

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John Brosnan @statbit

5 years ago

Look at that! Carrie Fisher and I share a birthday. “You do have your moments. Not many, but you do have them.” – Leia Organa

ScreenCraft @screencrafting

5 years ago

Look at that! Carrie Fisher and I share a birthday. “You do have your moments. Not many, but you do have them.” – Leia Organa

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John Brosnan @statbit

5 years ago

Of the 700 million earbuds that Apple says are out there, I think I cleaned about half of those out of my night stand this weekend.

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John Brosnan @statbit

5 years ago

Maybe also a mask. Pants and a mask. nbcnews.com/news/us-news/g…

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DHH @dhh

5 years ago

The office always was largely about being a show pony. That's why the open office played so well. Cheaper horse, pretty fur, no stamina, no strength.

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John Brosnan @statbit

5 years ago

Do you think octopuses wash their hands in pairs? Or just one soapy party?

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Taraustralis @Taraustralis

5 years ago

I have so many questions....

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John Brosnan @statbit

5 years ago

And yet somehow @Tesla vehicles, which can drive themselves, can't pop a CarPlay window on their massive screens! macrumors.com/2020/04/23/car…

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7News Boston WHDH @7News

6 years ago

Unicorn Day observed by city officials, businesses in Melrose whdh.com/news/unicorn-d… #7News

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John Brosnan @statbit

6 years ago

Trash pickup came!!! 🚚 Exciting day!

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Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings

6 years ago

today. i wasn’t a very good dog april fools. i was so good

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John Brosnan @statbit

6 years ago

Thanks @MassGovernor for asking folks to stay home to keep us safe during this crisis. Turns out, my mother only listens to you, not me, so I appreciate the help in reasoning with her!

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Samantha Bee @realsambee

6 years ago

Susan Collins believes that Coronavirus has learned its lesson

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John Brosnan @statbit

6 years ago

I look forward to the future for @ewarren ! So lucky to have her working for us folks in MA and thankful to have had her bring such great ideas and plans for 2020 #ThankYouElizabeth

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John Brosnan @statbit

6 years ago

Automation is really taking over. I remember when scam telephone calls were real people instead of robots. Grifting has really lost that personal touch.

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'Malone said that @TiVo needs to "double down" on the streaming market and not get distracted by a "bunch of things people want, but aren't really going to move the needle."' Things people--customers--want _are_ what moves the needle.