herschel stratego @straTWEETgo

Collecting all the world’s paper...one piece of junk-mail at a time. You can find me on Instagram as @herschelstratego facebook.com/like.herschel.… Richmond, VA Joined December 2011

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herschel stratego @straTWEETgo

4 months ago

So…@elonmusk’s son, X: 1. shares a name w/ an egomaniacal dad’s unsuccessful social media network cash-grab 2. will forever sound like an energy drink / off-brand cologne. Naming a son “X,” —especially if it’s “X Musk”— is child abuse. Put this dangerous immigrant in prison😈

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herschel stratego @straTWEETgo

4 months ago

Back on the stupidly named X…also a horrible name for a PERSON—that’s what you name an energy drink! ANYWAY, reasons you ain’t seen me in a bit: 1. @elonmusk’s network censors accounts that criticize him—TRUTH. 2. X is less popular now, because the world sees he’s a hack—TRUTH.

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Bob Dylan @bobdylan

10 months ago

There’s a movie about me opening soon called A Complete Unknown (what a title!). Timothee Chalamet is starring in the lead role. Timmy’s a brilliant actor so I’m sure he’s going to be completely believable as me. Or a younger me. Or some other me. The film’s taken from Elijah…

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herschel stratego @straTWEETgo

a year ago

They took my pet rock and my ant farm. Please save us, President Trump!

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Ms. Andry Noir, PhD @keatingssixth

a year ago

“AND THIS……………former president” Oh Kamala almost called him a muthafucka!

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edutopia @edutopia

a year ago

A short time ago in a classroom far, far away, @MrsMoricz's student made a #TeacherAppreciationWeek present... ⭐

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Sgt Joker @TheSGTJoker

a year ago

Katie Britt creeps me out. I’d choose the bear.

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Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar

2 years ago

Never forget Celine Dion’s righteous anger during Hurricane Katrina.

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Matthew Yglesias @mattyglesias

2 years ago

As I recall, Trump got sick of doing this and shunted the responsibility off to Mike Pence (who he later tried to have murdered)

Selina Wang @selinawangtv

2 years ago

As I recall, Trump got sick of doing this and shunted the responsibility off to Mike Pence (who he later tried to have murdered)

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K @khelm

2 years ago

@ACTBrigitte @NickAdamsinUSA Oh yeah pizza is the heaviest thing in the world

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herschel stratego @straTWEETgo

2 years ago

The hammer hits the nail on the head.

Piyush Mittal 🇺🇸🇺🇦🇬🇪🇨🇦🟧🌊🌈 @piyushmittal

2 years ago

The hammer hits the nail on the head.

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herschel stratego @straTWEETgo

2 years ago

This better be real…

Crazy Clips @crazyclipsonly

2 years ago

This better be real…

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herschel stratego @straTWEETgo

2 years ago

Will someone please find a new hobby for my parody account’s character who goes by @akafacehots here on X? Thanks in advance.

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herschel stratego @straTWEETgo

2 years ago

All right, my thoughts about #January6th have been expressed through comments, replies, and reposts (formerly known as retweets). So let’s move on to January 7th: um…X is a really stupid name for a social media platform. Elon Musk is actually quite corny.

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Speaker of Truth: Facts not Fiction @whig_party2

2 years ago

@StayloRob I am a little puzzled by the J6 MAGA HYPE! MAGA wants u to believe that this was a set up, couple of basic points I want to make. 1. If Trump offered the National Guard and Pelosi refused, he could have just ordered it anyway, he was the Commander in Chief. 2. If thee…

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McKay Coppins @mckaycoppins

2 years ago

Four days before Jan. 6, 2021, Mitt Romney sent this text message to Mitch McConnell. McConnell never responded. From @TheAtlantic’s excerpt of ROMNEY: A RECKONING: theatlantic.com/magazine/archi…