Beavis H. Presley @snarkbox
How dare you question me? I am the Great Cornholio! Taco Bell-certified motivational speaker. New York City Joined June 2010-
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The Columbia Palestinian invasion doesn’t rank up there with the Capitol incursion. Not yet. Boring!
“Trump, Stormy, Pecker and the Ball Gag Order….”
Where my legal medicinal cocaine to go with my marijuana?
All ma homies get free marijuana vouchers. -Dark Brandon
As if there weren't enough homies smoking weed in public. The new marijuana law won't exactly help.
RTing yourself is like jerking off. Liking a RT of your own tweet is a circle-jerk.
Just saw a homie smoking a joint do a 5-point turn in an intersection. Still can't figure out why.
Uranus the planet is named after a Greek god. Given what the Greeks are known for kinda makes sense.
Britney Griner in Russia was really Tim Duncan as a spy.
Janet Reno is needed to handle the jihadis at Columbia.
E-bikes are very popular now. Or as they call them here in NYC, the migrant Cadillac.
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@snarkbox I've been asking the same thing! And if I'm elected the next governor of Texas, you'll get it! 😎😎😎
@snarkbox @JohnnyChorizo3 @Squiddy69420 Dennis got dat "drippy chin" that gurgles when he spits up.
@snarkbox @Shrodingers_Rat @Squiddy69420 Dis is dat
I can totally see a whole series of porn coming out called the gag order. 😂
Trump should violate his gag order every single day. Make them put him in jail. Make them play that hand. It will be the end of this country as we know it. Let’s go!
How it started: Gaza Ceasefire Now 🇵🇸 Free Palestine How it's going: Columbia University students who occupied Hamilton Hall begging for "humanitarian aid" for themselves 😂
RTing yourself is like jerking off. Liking a RT of your own tweet is a circle-jerk.
@snarkbox All these people care about is gon a be how the bong swings when it's legal 😂
@txnewsprincess Heh... you said "pitching a tent" 😆
The pronouns ⭐🤣
@snarkbox Reclassifying it to Schedule III doesn't accomplish much of anything and it would still be illegal at the federal level. Other than the stank, booze and tobacco are far more addictive and damaging to society imo. Think all 3 should be allowed (or restricted) in the same manner.
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