God is Tricksy @AdrianYoung10
Dead drunk & naked. Too little sex, Too much Jesus. Starbucks call me Idroo. https://t.co/2Ws3hq9r9l……https://t.co/Pe1ZuINNZG idroowashere.com With Norris and his gimpy leg Joined May 2012-
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So..... I just signed up for a Dobbie's reward card. Cardigan and elastic waist polyester trousers are next. #retirement
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A Hair Ambulance service for bad hair days. Just a thought. Gonna start day drinking again.
I often dream about sex but I dream about this ⬇️ more. #retirement
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Well that's stupid
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Breaking:
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Foreign desserts puzzle me. Why all the sticky fruit?
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My friend Greg refrigerates his peanut butter, I think about that a lot.
So. The old European football order is restored. Personally I could never understand what all the fuss was about. It’s all paella and sauerbraten to me.
If I fart much more this morning I’m in danger of deflating.
Tried gorilla glue. It did the job. No monkeying around.
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Why is there no left handed toilet paper? We have the technology.
I had sex this morning and by having sex I mean that I baked an Eccles cake from alluminium filings and by baking an Eccles cake from alluminium filings what I mean is that I created a life size replica of the Taj Mahal from a single glacé cherry.
Bonnie Tyler’s trending. Wait. Sun. Not heart. I should take up day drinking again.
In a car directly behind a slurry (shit) spreader and hoping to god he doesn't accidentally hit any buttons in the cab.
An eraser, but big enough to rub me out and draw me over again.
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Please, for the last time, only one American tourist on a jet bridge at any one time. Thank you.
Jesus’s favourite rock song was Roll Away the Stone by Mott the Hoople.
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