Simon @strumminsimon
Lover of my wife & kids, Ukuleles and the Boro. Dad. Chef. Proud supporter of https://t.co/8bsKha0bQI Former professional boxer. ukulelerestorationbarn.blogspot.com Teesside Joined August 2009-
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Congrats to @BCFC new American owners, taking the club out of the #Championship at the first attempt.
Happy ‘I’d love it’ Day. 28 years ago. #Keepit90s
Probably a teacher or copper
Options are; 1. Crying in the corner. 2. Wetting the bed tonight.
Options are; 1. Crying in the corner. 2. Wetting the bed tonight.
@strumminsimon I hope Boro do ok in the Champions League final
I see OJ Simpson has died. You can get more details on his website, ojsimpson dot com, forward slash, slash, slash, slash, slash, slash, escape.
Imagine watching people go to prison and KILL THEMSELVES, while knowing they were not guilty of anything! BEYOND BELIEF, BEYOND COMPREHENSION, for anyone with a slither of humanity Get her in court, take her (vast) money, bankrupt her, make her deliver mail on a fucking post bike
@BGatesIsaPyscho Kate Middleton is currently being cloned, this is not her.
@strumminsimon Let’s be fair Si, you look pretty smug😳👋🏻
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"I've been invited to the embassy after the match"
We're about three news cycles away from Kate being dangled from the balcony of Buckingham Palace to prove she's alright
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The UK is no such a poor place that Unicef which normally only help 3rd world countries, is now providing food to starving UK children. That is how much they have stolen.
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Jump on a quick call? Shall we jump on one? Jump on a call? A quick call. Jump on it?
Eight years ago today: Bocelli, Ranieri, and a tidal wave of emotion…
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#OnThisDay in 2016, on a gloomy afternoon in early May, #Boro clinched promotion. Let’s see your photos and videos from an unforgettable day at The Riverside 🆙👇
A lunchtime must all those years ago, when I was young and innocent 😇... Rainbow 🌈 is a British children's television series, created by Pamela Lonsdale, which ran from 1972 until 1992, made by Thames Television. #70s #tv #nostalgia #Memories
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@secondtierpod *with the caveat that Sunderland had the lowest championship crowds after the 55 minute.
A strong fashion statement! #Pies
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Eight years ago - madness! This time next year, that’ll be Carrick and Jonny Howson. #Boro