Paul Stuff @stuffpt

Christ follower, husband and dad, elementary music teacher, jazz guitarist, coffee drinker Bryan, TX Joined May 2013

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Paul Stuff @stuffpt

3 years ago

Me: Good morning! 3rd grader: I think my least favorite cat escaped from my house.

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4 years ago

Nothing to see here, person driving past my house. It’s just my son throwing a plunger like a spear at my car.

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4 years ago

2nd grader talking to himself as I pass out glockenspiels to each student: This is going to get annoying real fast… #elmused

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4 years ago

Kevin requested a sausage kolache for breakfast this morning. Two minutes into the car ride to school: “Dad, here’s the slimy hotdog. Enjoy!”

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4 years ago

Is a single grain of rice called a rouse?

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4 years ago

Do you think when Mr. Pibb goes home for holidays his parents always find a way to bring up Dr. Pepper and how he got into medical school?

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4 years ago

Breakfast nooks are out! It’s all about the lunch crannies now, people.

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4 years ago

This was followed up by another student telling me she hasn’t seen The Nutcracker, but she’s eaten at Cracker Barrel.

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4 years ago

Me: Has anyone ever seen The Nutcracker? 2nd: No, but I’ve seen the buttcracker when my dad bends over.

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4 years ago

Whales in Wales wail well in wells.

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4 years ago

Kevin: Did you ever see that scary movie? Me: Yes, when I was a teenager. Kevin: Oh, that was a long time ago.

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4. He and the dog get all the whipped cream they want… (everyone else has cookies) 5. Go swimming at a pool 6. Do flips and cartwheels in his bedroom 7. Take a nap on the couch 8. The next day we play remote control cars and go down a water slide!

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Paul Stuff @stuffpt

4 years ago

Kevin’s already got his 6th birthday party planned. (Birthday isn’t until May) 1. Eat at Mr. Hamburger (they have good grilled cheeses and fruit punch) 2. Dance party! 3. Presents

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4 years ago

“Are poodles real?” -Kevin

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4 years ago

It’s so hot in Texas the leaves on the trees are turning brown and falling off like it’s autumn. 🤨

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4 years ago

I reorganized the shelves of our freezer and the steaks have never been higher.

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4 years ago

Kevin recently got birthday presents from his mom and me, grandparents, aunts and uncles, friends from church, and friends from school, and spends most of his time playing with Ziploc bags and a dog leash.