𝕒 𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕪 𝕤𝕥𝕪𝕝𝕚𝕤𝕙 𝕝𝕠𝕠𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕓𝕚𝕣𝕕 @sunflowersmoker
straight bones, babey we vibing - i’m 6’4” - 22 years of age - call me maz they fucking them Joined July 2018-
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shrines in breath of the wild: you must complete this carefully crafted puzzle using only what you have in your pockets shrines in tears of the kingdom: can you jump a car over twelve school buses while ninjas are shooting flaming arrows at you
the statement "out of anime to watch" is hilarious because if you watched more than just harem/isekai you'd be discovering shows with more total runtime than an audiobook of the king james bible voiced by homsar from homestarrunerdotcom
the statement "out of anime to watch" is hilarious because if you watched more than just harem/isekai you'd be discovering shows with more total runtime than an audiobook of the king james bible voiced by homsar from homestarrunerdotcom
heidi cloons worm outfit has entered the grub phase and will soon evolve into a beautiful moth :3
heidi cloons worm outfit has entered the grub phase and will soon evolve into a beautiful moth :3
hey it's my birthday tomorrow so maybe you should send me some money to buy books maybe ahaha 🥺👉👈
there should be a way to delete all of my tweets at once without deactivating my account i want to start fresh
we're putting you in the contraption dawg. you're losing your fingers and toes dawg.
we're putting you in the contraption dawg. you're losing your fingers and toes dawg.
We even found a matching donor, who pledged to donate dollar for dollar for the first $5,000 we raise. So chip in if you can! And to bring things full circle. I’ll end with a video of Ali in my house playing the violin that Jeremy gave him! Whew. END OF THREAD
does anyone want to buy two tickets to waterparks on may 5th? $50 each, general admission, something came up and we're unable to find the time anymore
do you ever feel this way….I do sometimes 😖
Biden walking out to give a speech in Ireland to the tune of "Shipping Up to Boston" by The Dropkick Murphys. This is a real video. x.com/rtenews/status…
Biden walking out to give a speech in Ireland to the tune of "Shipping Up to Boston" by The Dropkick Murphys. This is a real video. x.com/rtenews/status…
okay hear me out…men are people too
this next song is a story about a girl who cried so much she drowned the whole world, here it is; "THIS IS THE—"
this next song is a story about a girl who cried so much she drowned the whole world, here it is; "THIS IS THE—"
smoking that good shit
when they say it’s gonna rain and it doesn’t rain I take it so personally
kutubo @kutubo58106165
2K Followers 5K Following
Slim Jim 🚀 MEATA @SlimJim
515K Followers 160K Following join the Meataverse 🍖 married to @cinnabon 🫶 help build the new GT-R
°˖✧Haley✧˖° @lazydogart
107 Followers 152 Following IG- @ lazydogarts • 22 • tattoo apprentice • traditional and digital art •
da magpiez @usthemagpie
17 Followers 139 Following all of @yellowloveliest alters | name of fronter will be dn | body is 23, alters’ ages range from 6-28/ageless
🌛mk ultra🌜 @duchesssofyork
1K Followers 489 Following 28 // just a sword girl who needs to take their vitamins ⚔️ queer af, they/them, T1D, alt: @duchesssofpork
Chelsea Belsea @HyperseaChels
262 Followers 338 Following a frivolous young woman, with a brand-new pair of dancing slippers and a mouth like a valentine.
Another Pyrrhic Victo.. @grasshopperlegs
121 Followers 130 Following Currently thinking of a new bio (She/Her)
rubithan (they/them) @stinkypissbitch
2K Followers 801 Following hashbrown fan account #acab / $ruthbee
🇵🇸 𐀏𐀭𐀙.. @Not_Reconciled
2K Followers 786 Following «Happiness by flashes, horror all around. No reconciliation.» -Danièle Huillet priv: @cassandra_leuco
Lev 🇵🇸 @abookofsymbols
2K Followers 739 Following rambler | gambler | lawyer | they/them | priv @leonepastilles
nic @helianthus_tilt
3K Followers 3K Following ♌︎ ♌︎ ♊︎ + barista by day, bourbon steward by night, and loving husband always @itsbinnibitch pfp by @binnisart
uhhhhhhhhhhh @prttybxybastard
67 Followers 111 Following idk man. priv for @redbloodprose / @luckyy_striike.
rainy day woman♡ @neongenesisshan
818 Followers 700 Following 🖤@wolfnunley🖤⚔️ and on the eighth day god created lynyrd skynyrd 🥃🦂⛓
Meme King Overlord @MemeKngOverlord
1K Followers 814 Following The Overlord. My life is the meme. Welcome to my kingdom. May Amun-Ra guide us through the troubling times. I think sometimes and you can see what about here.
scroantch @TASTE_OF_HONDA
305 Followers 323 Following you look like you've had an amphetamine dependency
⚔ twitchy lesbian b.. @violet_octopi
2K Followers 584 Following twitchy bc tourettes ◇ my gender is butch ⚧ ◇ post-mormon ◇ law student ⚖ ◇ an adult
nakhraj @KlNGSJESTER
510 Followers 694 Following insanely dramatic and histrionically hilarious *fan account* / reality tv connoisseur
you can call me al @gothic_lemons
831 Followers 936 Following
boring normie @trashxgoblin
3K Followers 678 Following getting greedy with this private hell • judy forever 🕊️
sleepy girl @xmanicprincessx
6K Followers 1K Following 21 | socialist 🏳️🌈 | guitarist singer musician person | free palestine @midnight_skys__ @cometspawn
dino girl @claratamatata
650 Followers 304 Following she/her | 22 | tall n sleepy 2 am fridge raider
benny @binny_boyy
122 Followers 176 Following ♡ 24 ♡ they/them ♡ i’m a boy in a girl way but a girl in a boy way ♈️ ♋️ ♒️
clit eastwood @melo_nyas
220 Followers 214 Following dean | assigned emo at birth | 25 | austin walker fucks girls to funkytown
le whorela @aromatasemebro
1K Followers 790 Following protean trans woman, poète maudit, punk house-socialized Emily Dickinson, cartoon androgyne between fashionable imps, writer. links: https://t.co/vqUYtA88qd
niko 🍉 @yellowloveliest
333 Followers 293 Following it/she/he || myg hands enthusiast || 24 || system 🌼 | 💖 louder than god’s revolver and twice as shiny ✨
Jhem @RyanMHeckman2
58 Followers 319 Following
andlux @andlux
294 Followers 4K Following
°˖✧Haley✧˖° @lazydogart
107 Followers 152 Following IG- @ lazydogarts • 22 • tattoo apprentice • traditional and digital art •
PARX AFTER DARK 2 @PARXAFTERDARK2
16K Followers 11 Following LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER @waterparks
Pregnant Rodney @SkinnyTuna
51K Followers 1K Following being a R.E.M. fmab enby with my masc ahab ybne wife IT/ITS (not a joke) #Imrodny weeeeeeeeeeee boygrri and zerosuitcamus created me tod estroy the world it wor
Justin Whang 🐙 @JustinWhang
319K Followers 10K Following Not Steve Aoki. YouTube videos about pee and poo. I play guitar in a numetal band @wearejynx |https://t.co/yJnXuh9h3N use CODE: Whang | Biz: [email protected]
Chelsea Belsea @HyperseaChels
262 Followers 338 Following a frivolous young woman, with a brand-new pair of dancing slippers and a mouth like a valentine.
rubithan (they/them) @stinkypissbitch
2K Followers 801 Following hashbrown fan account #acab / $ruthbee
you can call me al @gothic_lemons
831 Followers 936 Following
General Motors Techni.. @obamas_alizard
500 Followers 271 Following Media Influencer, public figure, lover of Windows Snipping Tool (he/him)
Homestar Screens @grapenuts_robot
9K Followers 3 Following All the time tweeting frames from Homestar Runner internet cratoon every 30 minutes. This bot can also be found on other websites!
Emote! at the Locatio.. @emotionlocation
25K Followers 3 Following feel things! at places (a bot by @hapax_l)
Strong Bad @StrongBadActual
98K Followers 1 Following i don't trust any device i can't mash ctrl+alt+del on
nakhraj @KlNGSJESTER
510 Followers 694 Following insanely dramatic and histrionically hilarious *fan account* / reality tv connoisseur
i praydalor my sodake.. @almondtiddies
20K Followers 509 Following hum do a lot i’m taken 💍🥰 for granted 🤡🤹🏾♀️🎪
No Context Russian Do.. @russiandollnc
15K Followers 2 Following Nadia Vulvokov can have a little context, as a treat. Tweet me on your birthday for a Sweet Birthday Baby. she/her. Run by @KatFarrington. Free Palestine.
angus mcbangus @goawaywendy
184 Followers 293 Following
scroantch @TASTE_OF_HONDA
305 Followers 323 Following you look like you've had an amphetamine dependency
rainy day woman♡ @neongenesisshan
818 Followers 700 Following 🖤@wolfnunley🖤⚔️ and on the eighth day god created lynyrd skynyrd 🥃🦂⛓
Laura Bailey @LauraBaileyVO
709K Followers 969 Following voice actress | video games - cartoons | she/her #CriticalRole #TheLegendofVoxMachina | https://t.co/l78ky9bDhJ
Matthew Mercer @matthewmercer
935K Followers 2K Following Storyteller, VO Guy, Vincent Valentine, Minsc, Thirst Trap Ganondaddy, #TheLegendOfVoxMachina, CCO/DM of @CriticalRole. He/Him. Icon-@sephiramy.
Liam O'Brien @VoiceOfOBrien
525K Followers 453 Following Actor on the streets and a Fighter in the sheets. Spending time in games, animation, and on #CriticalRole https://t.co/34sm0SwD4i
uhhhhhhhhhhh @prttybxybastard
67 Followers 111 Following idk man. priv for @redbloodprose / @luckyy_striike.
Sam Riegel @samriegel
507K Followers 530 Following Fresh Cut Grass on #CriticalRole * EP on #TheLegendOfVoxMachina * Voice Director on #MoonGirl #Kiff * Avid Pooper * he/him
Taliesin Jaffe @executivegoth
320K Followers 373 Following Voice actor, professional D&D player, recovering goth kid, amateur Los Angeles tour guide. (he/him)
serena shahidi @glamdemon2004
94K Followers 826 Following Every day I go to a party and listen to everyone tell me how skinny I look. Then I go to the next party and listen to the same thing. And that’s my life!
Vinny Thomas @vinn_ayy
205K Followers 1K Following ancient reptile. stern but fair. | Omar on Platonic | Apple TV+
Mr. Tilmon @DCTILMON
340 Followers 296 Following Latter-Day Saint || Recovering Sinner || Hypocrite || Married || ⭐️ Competitive Pokémon Trainer ⭐️ ||
Sam Comerford @RRollplaying
45K Followers 548 Following Original “Shitty TTRPG Ideas” (it’s just branding) guy. I run #Spontanium and the @Aetherlogue. @CouchSoup Contributor. Author, VO. He/Him, Bi. Content Creature
Shannon Woodward @shannonwoodward
214K Followers 3K Following Elsie @ Westworld, Sabriner @ Raising Hope, Didi @ The Riches. Dina @ The Last Of Us Instagram:shannonwoodward
boring normie @trashxgoblin
3K Followers 678 Following getting greedy with this private hell • judy forever 🕊️
emma @emmapearlphoto
139 Followers 47 Following UT & AZ based photographer | film & digital | DM with inquiries 🥂💗
I think about my mom a lot when I see people wringing their hands about meeting inhumanity with force. The idea that we must perform civility when confronting people who are incapable of humanity is a luxury afforded only to people with power.
shrines in breath of the wild: you must complete this carefully crafted puzzle using only what you have in your pockets shrines in tears of the kingdom: can you jump a car over twelve school buses while ninjas are shooting flaming arrows at you
on the pride parade “boyfriend of bi girlfriend” float with the other guys we’re chopping it up and hanging out. we’re all standing on the float holding a beer and they’re all cheering for us. more than the other floats even
....I'm sorry, did I just learn there's one specific person in Ohio with an impossibly massive viral load of a unique covid variant that we only know about because they're pissing so much of it into the local sewers it shows up as a graph outlier like fuckin Viruses Georg
Ohio cryptic lineage update. We’ve made no progress identifying the individual, but we have learned a few things. 1/
posting in the queer housing signal groupchat “looking for roommates AMABs only i have too much trauma with AFABS” then instantly shutting my phone off & sitting alone in my backyard casually fiddling with the gun on my patio table like walter white after gus threatens his life
When a bad bitch is neurotypical and I gotta act normal for a minute
JUST LEARNED EVERYBODY AT DAMCE THINKS IM HOt???
Why is car insurance allowed to discriminate by gender lol
u know who hasnt made an energy drink or a hard seltzer? Jarritos. They keep it fuckin real. u want a 20oz plastic bottle? FUCK you. Shits encased in GLASS; & ur logged-on ass WILL try to twist it open b4 remembering u need a goddam bottle opener EVERY TIME cuz u KNO its worth it
do you people want sex ed or not? this is a guy who a) knows what his girlfriend likes b) wants to do it c) is asking a sex advice column how to make it less painful, but is still somehow “pathetic bad-at-sex straight guy” a lot of sex is painful for me! as a disabled person! 1/
Let’s just put the whole internet in some rice
Hey girlies! Super quick- I know one of you has the secret to letting go of the trauma based rage held deep in my heart and if you don’t tell me by EOD I’m going to bury this city beneath the mountain
The Crying Baby discourse reminds me of when a FB friend wrote a full paragraph explaining why parents who struggle to soothe their babies shouldn’t bring them in public and his MOM replied “shut the fuck up D you had colic and explosive diarrhea the first two yrs of your LIFE”
The first people to have gay sex must’ve been like holy shit🤯🤯🤯
@sunflowersmoker I genuinely do not know who this is
Whoever switched the music to glass animals while I was working out you will be dealt with
$50 a day on weed
People will pay $8 for a coffee every morning to have their name on it, $10 a month for a streaming service to watch repeats of an old show, $50 a day on weed, but won’t pay for verification of their own identity on Twitter without acting like it’s costing them their life.
I’ve made Lev bingo (It was askew but I fixed it)
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