Ben Conroy @superbenroy
Goya based lifestyle Philadelphia, PA Joined June 2022-
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made my first student loan payment today
My back yard smells like Wawa Sizzli: the sausage egg & cheese one
Testing out a new trick I’m calling “sleep potion” where you drink 8oz of heavy whipping cream and pass out
you should be purchasing one unusual sauce or dip every time you visit the grocery store. if you want to have a nice life.
“The man loves a herb/soap crossover” — yes I do. Yes. I. Do.
Raw cauliflower tastes the way a Lowe’s garden center smells
Catch me at the salad bar scraping up the dust at the bottom of the crouton tray
A man on my flight told me he lived in junkyard trailer for 4 years paying $200/month in rent, got me rethinking my life I love junk
The TSA agent chanting “CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!” while I drain my water bottle in record time
Forgot my AirPods in my friend’s car Saturday night. Now instead of constant media noise I must enter the void of my own thoughts. Pray for me
Like if ur down with slime, slop, and slurries
coleslaw juice leaked inside my backpack today if you smell vinegar, keep ur eyes peeled I’m probably nearby
Failing to live up to my New Year’s resolution: eat more, make enemies, create chaos
Just bought 8 tiki torches for $15 from a man named Christmas
For perspective my wine glass was a mason jar, idk if that changes your answer
Just ran 10 miles followed by drinking a glass of wine in the shower. Really living life’s highs and lows. You pick which is the high and which is the low.
Don’t let big veggie propaganda stop you from eating a hot dog, churro, and soda combo from Costco
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