Mayor McCheese @tailorM
22, canadian, one pack of smokes away from broke. Joined August 2011-
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I brought lash glue with me today because I knew I was gonna cry.
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What I wouldn’t do for a nice quiet place to bang my head against the wall
If anyone wants to bring me a wheel of Brie, I’ll show you my tits.
A new low for me, I just dumped a bunch of ativan dust in my mouth like chip crumbs from the bottom of a bag.
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PROS OF ICED COFFEE: - healthier than crack -d o p a m i n e -use the bathroom so much I lost 10lbs -can convince myself instead of my anxiety being a sign of mental illness it’s simply the side effect of a crippling caffeine addiction CONS OF COFFEE: -??? -??? -???
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I would risk it all for harry styles
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Post break up weight loss is a myth like I'm still fat
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man fuck anxiety i want my depression back
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if a sugar daddy wanna cashapp me $500 for black friday shopping that would be sick
My phone broke and instead of getting a second job here I am looking up sugar daddy sites
I’ve been saving a big fat loraz for a special occasion and I think today’s the day
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me listening to Fleetwood Mac alone in my room
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