tak @tak_twitt
He runs on snark and potato chips, and he's out of potato chips. His retweets don't mean doo-doo. Npte to himself proofread your tweets. Pronouns embedded. Corner of Irreverent&Disbelief Joined January 2013-
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Drop handlebars angled noticeably up make me irrationally angry. #Roadbikes #JustKiddingItsDefinitelyRationallyAngry
Attention media, don't say hunger when talking about starvation.
The Republican party really seems to want the entire US in 2024 to be Alabama in 1940.
But they are both so old!
It's #DonaldTrumpMath. If 83 million of you donate $10, we can stick it to Jean (with a tidy profit for me!).
What is the deal with Christmas Eve fireworks? It sounds like they're trying to shoot down Santa out there.
Lucky for @justnfields that quite a few NFL front offices think so little of Eberflaus as a coach.
BREAKING: Colorado Supreme Court removes Donald Trump from the state's presidential primary ballot, ruling that his involvement in Jan. 6 disqualifies him from holding office again under the 14th Amendment. The case is expected to go to the Supreme Court. democracydocket.com/news-alerts/co…
Me: puts cat food in cat's bowl. Cat: You're trying to poison me. Me: puts same cat food on floor next to bowl. Cat: Now you're learning. Keep up the good work.
How did they miss naming the #pickeroon the #pickerooni instead?
I hope everyone is having a more harmonious Thanksgiving than Hall & Oates are. #USThanksgiving
Looked at the stove clock and thought, is it really almost 10pm already? Folks, it's 5:59 pm. #5Not9 #GiveMeCoffeeOrGiveMeAPillow
Brown's QB @deshaunwatson undergoes season ending surgery on his shoulder - all the physical therapists in the Cleveland area
Mike Pence has suspended his presidential run and Tim Scott is making a big effort to double his support by picking up both likely Pence primary voters.
Brown Eyed Susan @smc429
182K Followers 111K Following Women's Rights Are Human Rights * She/Her * 4/20 #NoHumanIsIllegal #SlavaUkraini #BidenHarris2024 #CorruptSCOTUS #BLM #GunReform #LGBTQAlly #StopAsianHate
Breana Brasfield @BrasfieldB29430
35 Followers 5K Following
Angeline Yepes @angeli_yepe
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Olga Leavitt @LeavittOlg81471
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Caitlyn Grenet @caitl_gren
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Rebecca Felizardo @feliza_rebe
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Mackenzie Ramdas @MackenzRamd
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Phillis Boudewyns @boudewyns10108
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Teddy Lafoe @TLafoe26781
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Gabriella Littler @LittlGabrie
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Maira Kanan @MaiKanan
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Layla-rose Corak @CorakLayla
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KaseyBordner @BordnerKas11335
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Elon Musk @ELON_R_MUSKPAGE
115 Followers 884 Following
fairy nuff @nuffthefairy
821 Followers 1K Following Politically correct antitheist do-gooder type. Retired psych nurse. Ninja sourdough baker.
Owl Woman 🇺🇦 @YaYaOregon
6K Followers 6K Following I stand up for kids, women, Mother Gaia & animals except for those damn chickens down the road that chase cats
Stephanie Flynn @stephaniemflynn
611 Followers 2K Following Firefighter, Comedian, Writer, #CPP and all around Badass. she/her opinions are mine only.
Alexander Anane @AlexanderA60170
39 Followers 118 Following
JGD @justgotdone6
295 Followers 223 Following
Matt Becker @Erica1523
26 Followers 341 Following I go to NAU in Flagstaff Arizona. I am a happy fun & smart dude! I love my friend & I have transferred to ASU to finish my degree! Go #SunDevils!
Kathi @oneinquiry
614 Followers 4K Following I have questions. A reader of books, a lover of spreadsheets, a grower of succulents, a laugher of laughs, and a hopeful resident of NorCal.
Alelliott @alelliott88
1K Followers 4K Following 2x winner of the Haven pub quiz. Everton and Workington Reds fan. Love music and books. Enjoy getting out on the fells.
Hope @Bonnie82103490
216 Followers 328 Following Try to manage the good things in your life, and by these good things, tell yourself not to look down, even if life is difficult and things are unpredictable, co
I voted for Hunter Bi.. @SheDidItRight22
3K Followers 5K Following Bidenomics is working. Period. Shaye Moss and Ruby Freeman are American heroes!
RadicalOldWoman @RadicalOldWoman
16K Followers 13K Following Democrat : BLM : LGBTQIA Ally : ANTIFA : Animal lover : Be the change you want to see : No lists
Shamus Brown @ShamusBrown1
3K Followers 4K Following Candidate for Prime Minister of Canada! (not possible in our Westminster system, but if Skippy can run, so can I!) Life is short. choose wisely! #NeverPolievre
Rachel Jagger ♏🎤.. @JaggerRach
2K Followers 3K Following FUCK RACISM. Ricky Spanishhhh 💀 https://t.co/5rlSmlYbTA
Jerome Weitzel @JeromeWeitzel
51 Followers 822 Following
Cara 🇵🇸 🐦.. @iamgeekpie
3K Followers 2K Following probably burned at the stake or dunked in a pond in a former life. she/her. free Palestine. stop the genocide. (No DM’s you weirdos)
Mona @rachelhumair
144 Followers 1K Following Gratitude is the foundation of love and goodness. Although we cannot be perfect, we can at least live a more beautiful and fulfilling life by always having a gr
LikesPierogi @LikesPierogi
100 Followers 236 Following I love my wife. I like playing D&D. I used to design industrial machinery. Romantic curmudgeon.
Shanlon Wu @shanlonwu
44K Followers 18K Following Former federal prosecutor | Legal Analyst | Asian-American. Father. Boxer. Providing legal analysis & commentary with clarity, savvy, & humor.
Grace @Grace147369
534 Followers 2K Following do not like to express any opinion, forwarding is not the same as agreeing.
Jennifer @sassy_girl38
882 Followers 1K Following She/Her Fuck the Patriarchy Pro-Choice 🌈🌈🌈 Ally Atheist ⚛️ Leftist/Liberal. No DMs!!! 🚫🚫
Avi @jellybeanster88
481 Followers 2K Following Immigrant, Liberal, Data Sciences, Digital Strategy, Geo-spatial Analysis, #BLM, #LGBTQ ,Martial Arts
DaltonCass @CherryCass6
35 Followers 198 Following Complex,Adventurer,Straight to the point,Country Music 💜💜🌈
Dan Rather @DanRather
2.6M Followers 1K Following Journalist, storyteller, lifelong reader. Texan by birth and by choice. Author of STEADY: https://t.co/8kW1QUbZQJ
Vice President Kamala.. @VP
14.5M Followers 6 Following Vice President of the United States. Wife to the first @SecondGentleman. Momala. Auntie. Fighting for the people. Text me: 310-861-2977
Jill Biden @FLOTUS
4.4M Followers 5 Following First Lady of the United States Jill Biden. Community college educator. Military mother. Grandmother. Wife of @POTUS.
Adam Schiff @RepAdamSchiff
3.4M Followers 876 Following Representing California's 30th Congressional District. Father. Husband. Fighting for our democracy and an economy that works for everyone.
Brown Eyed Susan @smc429
182K Followers 111K Following Women's Rights Are Human Rights * She/Her * 4/20 #NoHumanIsIllegal #SlavaUkraini #BidenHarris2024 #CorruptSCOTUS #BLM #GunReform #LGBTQAlly #StopAsianHate
Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton
31.1M Followers 995 Following 2016 Democratic Nominee, SecState, Senator, hair icon. Mom, Wife, Grandma x3, lawyer, advocate, fan of walks in the woods & standing up for our democracy.
Auschwitz Memorial @AuschwitzMuseum
1.6M Followers 2K Following Former German Nazi concentration & extermination camp Auschwitz. Official account. We commemorate victims, educate about history & preserve the authentic site.
Morgan Fairchild @morgfair
185K Followers 16K Following Actress. Official Acct https://t.co/E3gXgYE5n9 Insta: @morganfairchild1 Post: @morgfair Mast: @[email protected] Bluesky: @morgfair.bsky.social
Steve Martin @UnrealBluegrass
76K Followers 4K Following lawyer, banjo player,2018 IBMA Broadcaster of the Year,peace monger
Judit Polgar @GMJuditPolgar
120K Followers 225 Following The greatest female chess player of all time, Ambassador of Chess in Education, European Chess Legend, member of the WCHF. #ChessConnectsUs 📷FIDE/Stev Bonhage
Craig Setzer, CCM @CraigSetzer
17K Followers 991 Following Chief Meteorologist Royal Caribbean Group personal page —-Hurricane Preparedness Specialist —-Emmy winning former TV Meteorologist —-CCM #794
Olly M @ollsjam
1K Followers 3K Following Here for music, films, photography, art, architecture, design and nature, but easily distracted
Heather Dawn @tokyoheather87
2K Followers 2K Following NO DMs!! Tokyo📍mostly hiding in the woods⚡️bike person 🦂 #runningpunks 💜 i also like to run, climb things, take photos and share music. 🥪
Brian Manookian @BrianManookian
56K Followers 2K Following
AFRICAN & BLACK HISTO.. @AfricanArchives
992K Followers 5 Following learn your history!✊🏿 || IG; https://t.co/AC9LLjusJd || Support us on https://t.co/HHs3SgCItN
Cara 🇵🇸 🐦.. @iamgeekpie
3K Followers 2K Following probably burned at the stake or dunked in a pond in a former life. she/her. free Palestine. stop the genocide. (No DM’s you weirdos)
Victoria Amelina 🇺.. @vamelina
39K Followers 585 Following Ukrainian writer, Joseph Conrad Prize Awardee, founder of a literary festival in the Donetsk region, war crimes researcher at Truth Hounds in #Ukraine
Olga Lautman 🇺🇦 @OlgaNYC1211
251K Followers 2K Following Focus: Russian intel ops, Eastern Europe. Senior Fellow @CEPA Co-host @kremlinfile podcast Director @SyriaUkraineSUN Senior investigative researcher @IEI_ngo
Brian Joy @BriDMJoy
2K Followers 2K Following dad • husband • artist • music lover • film fan • guitar player https://t.co/484Bd0dKLo
Monica Lewinsky (she/.. @MonicaLewinsky
1.2M Followers 1K Following INSTA monica_lewinsky @altendprod • anti-bullying activist •@tedtalks giver • •@vanityfair contributor •rap song muse • ex-beret model •knitter•
Rohan Thompson @blueharv
581 Followers 563 Following I do fintech stuff. Dislocated Australian. Failed electronic engineer. https://t.co/ac67VMU59k
Susanna Hoffs @SusannaHoffs
200K Followers 470 Following Founding member of The Bangles. I like to make things.
Dolly Parton @DollyParton
5.4M Followers 48 Following 🦋 The Official X of Dolly Parton 🦋 Pre-order ‘Billy the Kid Comes Home for Christmas’ ❤️
Ida Bae Wells @nhannahjones
674K Followers 3K Following Reporter @nytmag//Creator #1619Project//EP #1619Hulu//Co-founder @IBWellsSociety //Founder @c4jdhowardu //Knight Chair @howardu//
Masih Alinejad 🏳�.. @AlinejadMasih
735K Followers 2K Following Iranian Journalist & Activist | President of @WLCongress | Founder of #WhiteWednesdays, #MyCameraIsMyWeapon, #MyStealthyFreedom Campaigns. | زن زندگی آزادی
⚜️Swamp Witch🦂 @Seasheila
294 Followers 2K Following Politics, pop-culture, pugs, peloton. All things absurd. Curator of broken dreams. https://t.co/hz7dUxEhVU witch. She/Her
Lesa Hannah 👩🏻 .. @LesaHannah
9K Followers 2K Following Gen X-er; shoegazer for life; 🚴🏻♀️; writer (@thekit @ellecanada @nuvomag @torontostar ); host of @star4beauty on @decayfm; calling ppl ‘dude' since ‘93.
NWS Miami @NWSMiami
94K Followers 627 Following Official Twitter account for the National Weather Service Miami-South Florida. Details: https://t.co/fHaf0Ly6pT
Bijoya 'BJ' Das @BeeJayDas
2K Followers 646 Following Choreographer. Dancer. Athlete. Human. 💙💛 @uclagymnastics • 💃🏻 @blocla
NASA's Perseverance M.. @NASAPersevere
3.1M Followers 40 Following NASA Mars rover, exploring since February 2021. Hobbies: Photography, collecting rocks, off-roading. 🚀 Team HQ @NASAJPL (Verification: https://t.co/b0WrcSJeU0)
President Biden @POTUS
34.7M Followers 5 Following 46th President of the United States, husband to @FLOTUS, proud dad & pop. Tweets may be archived: https://t.co/HDhBZBkKpU Text me: (302) 404-0880
Andy Kim @AndyKimNJ
121K Followers 1K Following Running to represent New Jersey in the United States Senate. 3-term Dem Congressman and public servant. Dad to two troublemaking little boys.
Democracy Docket @DemocracyDocket
384K Followers 150 Following Democracy Docket is the leading progressive news platform for information, analysis and opinion about voting rights and elections in the courts.
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21K Followers 601 Following AKA Sapphire the Fairy. Photography at @pandoramusic / @siriusxm. lover of science, music, math, games and the ocean. 🇳🇴 🇺🇸 IG: @saysthefox she/they
Rep. Katie Porter @RepKatiePorter
1.3M Followers 97 Following Minivan-driving single mom, law professor, consumer advocate 🚙👩🏻🏫 Usually carrying a whiteboard, always bringing the receipts 🧾
International Chess F.. @FIDE_chess
272K Followers 2K Following Official account of the International Chess Federation (FIDE)
Marc E. Elias @marceelias
827K Followers 201 Following Founder @DemocracyDocket. Chair @EliasLawGroup. My dog's name is Bode.
Elie Mystal @ElieNYC
518K Followers 5K Following Justice Correspondent: @thenation. Alfred Knobler Fellow: @typemediacenter Str:12 Dex:8 Con:15 Int:13 Wis:10 Char:14 Author: Allow Me To Retort
☣️ Dr. Dharma Bum.. @Dr_Dharma_Bum
19K Followers 18K Following ☣️CDC Molecular🧬Microbiologist🔬🧫 Neurodivergent🧠INTP🤔 Nostalgic4Democracy #Resist 🌊🌊🌊 Vote Blue💙
Amanda Weinstein @ProfWeinstein
10K Followers 4K Following Economist. Air Force Veteran. @OSU_AEDE alum. Mom of 3. Wife of @RepWeinstein. Co-host @TheSWPpod. On threads as profweinstein. Go Zips!
Inka Cresswell @InkaCresswell
8K Followers 1K Following Wildlife Filmmaker •BSc Marine Biologist •Ocean Conservationist •Underwater Photographer •Rebreather HSE Media Diver 🎥https://t.co/VMOfsgfakl
Asha Rangappa @AshaRangappa_
831K Followers 653 Following Fmr FBI Special Agent, lawyer, @JacksonYale. Tiger(ish) mom. @abc legal contributor. Editor @just_security. Steam mop influencer. Views mine.
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12K Followers 5K Following Founder of Black Miami-Dade. Writer. Researcher. Archives make me happy. Insta: @blackmiamidade.
Patrick Skinner @SkinnerPm
75K Followers 2K Following Made my way from doing stuff overseas to local cop in my home town. Soon going to law school while being murder police. I’m a truly terrible twitter follow
Karen Thee Russell @Karen_Russell
10K Followers 6K Following NBA Icon Bill Russell’s Kid / Political Strategist / TEDx / Harvard Lawyer / Work With Me https://t.co/4OJlJJdD2c
Auntie Mame @nitagale
3K Followers 4K Following I won’t even fuck a Republican & I treat my vote more seriously than my vagina.
Rukmini Callimachi @rcallimachi
335K Followers 6K Following New York Times journalist covering housing. Previously, 7 years covering ISIS & al-Qaeda, 7 years in West Africa. Ex-AP bureau chief. Ex-refugee.
Yamiche Alcindor @Yamiche
1.2M Followers 8K Following Washington Correspondent for @NBCNews. Email: [email protected].
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While I was having fever dreams, the bee fairy came! I now have two more hives! 🐝
BREAKING: The Mexico Senate passes a final vote 77-4 (15 abstention) to ban ‘conversion therapy’ nationwide.
#LoLogramos 🚨 MÉXICO PROHÍBE DEFINITIVAMENTE LAS “TERAPIAS” DE CONVERSIÓN‼️ #NadaQueCurar 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 Tras 18 hrs hoy en el @senadomexicano, casi una década de lucha y en punto de las 3:02 am del 26 de abril de 2024, se vota finalmente con 77 a favor, 4 en contra y 15 abstenciones.…
Lawyers used to laugh when they heard Nixon’s analysis during Frost/Nixon: “When the president does it, that means it’s not illegal.” Listening to the arguments before today’s Supreme Court, it appears the Republican Justices are all in with Richard Nixon. American democracy may…
There’s stupid, and there’s Arizona fake electors filming themselves committing a crime and posting it on social media kinda stupid.
MAGA’s barbaric Civil War era abortion ban written by a man who married children has been repealed in the AZ house because 3 sane AZ Republicans broke with the rest of the GOP to join Democrats to kill it.
BREAKING: In a vote of 32-28 the Arizona House has voted to repeal the state's abortion ban statute. Three republicans, @MatthewGress, @TimDunn_AZ and @JustinWilmethAZ join with Democrats in voting yes. Repeal bill now moves on to the AZ Senate.
Feeling low the past few days. But I just saw an old Ford Ranger, just like the one my dad drove when I was a kid. Same color, too! Reminded me that even when I’m lonely, my dad is still with me in my memories. ❤️
Apparently there’s another Rapture tomorrow. Be there. Will be wild.
@adgirlMM I just got Panda Express and they agree MM
I don't bluff. I win.
Republicans are winning. This is what poker players call “a bluff”.
Don’t get me wrong, I’m happy the aid package came through and that Johnson, who I have been blasting for months, pivoted. But the democratic world would have better leaders and representatives if it had higher standards to begin with. Get involved and vote. It matters.
On this day in 1939, Billie Holiday recorded the first great protest song of the Civil Rights Movement, 'Strange Fruit’ The Chilling Story of Strange Fruit and Billie Holiday. A THREAD!
After months of enduring the most horrific conditions of war, starvation and genocide, my family (parents + siblings and their families) made the journey out of Gaza. Our reunion was overwhelmed by mixed feelings of relief, worry for loved ones left behind and immense grief for…
Re Jake Paul/ Mike Tyson Paul does not know how to cover up. He will take serious body blows,2 quick left hooks maybe a 3rd to the head,or, 2 quick lefts to the body and right uppercut.Paul has never been hit by trained boxer. Their punch is leveraged with body weight behind it.…
I could read some of the tweets regarding #Chemtrails, however... this would probably mean having to engage with Olympic standard morons and to be honest... it's not my scene.
I'm going to be at my alma mater @ucdavis this weekend for Picnic Day! Who else is going to be there?
The 3rd Circuit Appeals Court affirms our legal win for fair ballots this June! This movement pushing for fair elections in NJ is powerful and is changing politics in NJ for the better.
Office-block Dem ballots live! The Third Circuit Court of Appeals has affirmed the District Court's ruling striking down the county line in this year's Democratic primary:
@juha_pehkonen @Davidlaz 😂 probably went on to do another half marathon to make it a full one
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