Relateable @tfwRelateable
Only the most relatable things for people to relate to United States Joined December 2016-
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Tfw your Facebook friend uses the same generic photo you use as your profile picture to make a #wap meme
TFW you ate your last face mask and you don’t know when you’ll find that flavor again
tfw your best friend dies from butt chugging your grandfathers whiskey at this sick rager you were throwing #RIPWheezo
Tfw birds just love doin bird stuff all over your fresh pressed paninis
Tfw you spilled Pepsi all over the freshly prepped corpse you were ready to dissect and dispose of for the mafia
Tfw your special chicken soup recipe starts to take effect and you need to bust out a Super Bowl performance
Tfw your butt has a voluptuous pimple square in the center
Tfw you left a slice of cheese in your pants and it starts to mold in the middle of taking your eye exam
Tfw the martians won't stop calling when you're getting laid #IllFillYouGuysInAFTER
Tfw Carly Rae Jepsen still won't come by for Hannukah dinner despite numerous emails and vines asking her if she'll stop by #WhyCarlyWhy
Tfw Drake comes on and it gives you the spicy poo poos
Tfw God bestows some sick cheese fries upon you, only to forget that side of ketchup #ThanksGod
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