KTMFS @theKTMFS
Industry. Breweries. Teaching. The coolest person you know. Indianapolis, IN Joined June 2017-
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So Elon goes "Kill the Bill!" and Trump goes "Elon has TDS!" so Elon goes "I'm the reason Trump won!" so Trump goes "we waste billions on Elon!" so Elon goes "Epstein!" and a flunkie goes "Deport!" and Elon goes "Impeach!" And THAT'S why women are too emotional to be President.
Heard @ADAMDEVINE just dropped a comedy special on Netflix today. I only had one beer after my shift so I could scuttle home to watch it 🦄💁🏼♀️
In life, pure coincidences are statistically common, so a remarkable day is one where no coincidences occur at all.
The antidote to government by a powerful few is government by the organized, energized many. This National Voter Registration Day, make sure you're registered, vote early if you can, or show up on November 6. This moment is too important to sit out.
@hansonmusic So excited to see you at the Indiana state fair tonight! @NabriaK and I have seen you in concert countless times in the last 21 years! #hanson
I’m not ok. People say stupid, hurtful, asinine things every day on social media. @JamesGunn is being crucified for 7yo tweets and @therealDonaldTrump is trying to incite international chaos from the OVAL OFFICE, probably as I type. We’re doomed.
“Let’s stop asking the average person what they think. Do you know how fucking stupid the average person is?”-@rickygervais 😂👏🏻
Charlie Munger on learning:
When did it become okay to be more offended by what someone with no power says than by what someone with power does?
The holidays for me as an unattached 30-something are basically coming up with excuses for why there’s a lingering skunk smell around me💨and I️ love my brother for NEVER ratting me out when he hears my “explanations“❤️
Starting today, you can sign up for 2018 health coverage. Head on over to HealthCare.gov and find a plan that meets your needs. x.com/getuscovered/s…
Today’s the day! You can go to HealthCare.gov and sign up for health coverage. Need a pep talk first? @BarackObama has you covered.
It’s #worldpolioday. Vaccines work. It’s science.
Shit that makes me happy: Taking a shit while watching fail videos. I’m pooping and not failing. That’s winning. Boom.
Someone designed this. Then someone approved it for production. Then someone printed it. Than someone bought it and put it on their car.
When the BIG BOSS spots you out with friends unexpectedly and publicly confesses his undying gratefulness...😊🦄 I do a great job 💁🏼
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Yeah, Hulu. I'm still binge watching. That's why you exist. You wanna be demoted to passing butter? Hm?
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Fran @iyomasaaya63840
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A Simplistic Podcast @bastardsofindy
10 Followers 11 Following This is the official Twitter of A Simplistic Podcast. Just two best friends, Brian and Steve'o here to entertain you with what we have on our minds.
Jaack Aattack 👻 @jaack_aattack
211 Followers 570 Following Cheese Eater. Wine Drinker. Pun Maker. LOL Gay. Hiking & Backpacking Enthusiast. In my horror era. Lover of Spooky Things. She/Her.
M. R. Mathias @DahgMahn
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Kate @Kate83939604
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Myles Watson @MylesWatson10
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Global Citizen Fdn @GlobalCitizenFd
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A Simplistic Podcast @bastardsofindy
10 Followers 11 Following This is the official Twitter of A Simplistic Podcast. Just two best friends, Brian and Steve'o here to entertain you with what we have on our minds.
Tom Morello @tmorello
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Xavier @idealistxavierr
12K Followers 0 Following I have a dream but when that dream come true. I don't have dream anymore. Xoxo
WSJ Markets @WSJmarkets
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Anderson Cooper @andersoncooper
8.8M Followers 332 Following Season 3 of ALL THERE IS my podcast about grief and loss is out now wherever you get your podcasts
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CDC @CDCgov
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WSJ Business News @WSJbusiness
1.8M Followers 378 Following The Wall Street Journal's Business editors share the latest breaking news and their insights on what matters most in business and finance.
Science News @ScienceNews
5.4M Followers 512 Following Covering the latest news in all fields of science. Publisher @society4science. See also @SN_Explores.
Science Magazine @ScienceMagazine
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29.8M Followers 38 Following This is an archive of a Trump Administration account, maintained by the National Archives and Records Administration.
BBC News Technology @BBCTech
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BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking
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2.1M Followers 2K Following Nature Portfolio’s high-quality products and services across the life, physical, chemical and applied sciences is dedicated to serving the scientific community.
Vice President Mike P... @VP45
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National Geographic @NatGeo
28.1M Followers 179 Following Step into wonder and find your inner explorer with National Geographic 🌎
United Nations @UN
16.1M Followers 1K Following Official account of the United Nations. For peace, dignity & equality on a healthy planet.
nature @Nature
2.7M Followers 3K Following Research, News, and Commentary from Nature, the international science journal For daily science news, get Nature Briefing: https://t.co/wGmQlQ8a4D
The Weather Channel @weatherchannel
5.2M Followers 4K Following The World's Leading Weather Provider. Home to The Weather Channel app, https://t.co/arXumily0e, and TV network. Follow for forecasts, news, and alerts. #Beaforceofnature
NIH @NIH
1.7M Followers 212 Following Official account of the National Institutes of Health. NIH...Turning Discovery Into Health®. Privacy Policy: https://t.co/wOGwZ3gX1M Engagement ≠ endorsement
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Jaack Aattack 👻 @jaack_aattack
211 Followers 570 Following Cheese Eater. Wine Drinker. Pun Maker. LOL Gay. Hiking & Backpacking Enthusiast. In my horror era. Lover of Spooky Things. She/Her.
Elijah @emorrison55
380 Followers 594 Following My tweets (and now videos) are about sports, Star Wars and Game of Thrones. Get paid. Get laid. Gatorade.
ICE T @FINALLEVEL
1.8M Followers 2K Following ‘FOR MATURE AUDIENCES’ ICE T Leader of BODYCOUNT & The FINAL LEVEL TWITTER GANG.#FLTG Author,MC & Actor @ICET on Instagram Oh yeah..I got a couple a GRAMMYS 💎
IMPD @IMPDnews
71K Followers 2K Following Official Twitter of the Indianapolis Metropolitan Police Department. Call 911 for emergencies or 317.327.3811 for non-emergencies. Account not monitored 24/7.
THE WHEEL OF TIME @TheWheelOfTime
121K Followers 180 Following Season 3 now streaming on @PrimeVideo. Posts by He Who Tweets With The Dawn, gai'shain to the #TwitterOfTime
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Adam Ruins Everything @AdamRuins
58K Followers 252 Following Everything you didn't want to need to know. Full episodes on the free @truTV app or https://t.co/rip0168ZYX. #AdamRuins
Adam Conover @adamconover
244K Followers 2K Following My new standup special Big Divorce Energy IS OUT NOW! ⬇️
HANSON @hansonmusic
124K Followers 297 Following Music makers since 1992. Visit https://t.co/crSmCJkP5G for the latest.
LaVall Jordan @LaVall_Jordan
19K Followers 628 Following God’s child: 1 Cor 10:31; Husband: Father: coach: Depaul Basketball General Manager & Assistant Coach; thoughts are my own;
Justin Roiland @JustinRoiland
592K Followers 1K Following I’m not interested in being told who I am, how I feel, or what I think by people who don’t know me. That’s why I’m rarely on Twitter anymore.
Rick and Morty @RickandMorty
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