int val @thebigyuca

i don’t know man Joined November 2019

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ally @peachykief

3 weeks ago

No I’m not good at parking. I’m beautiful instead

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anna @annnnabarnes

2 months ago

Meanwhile me riding the metro at night

Winsome Earle-Sears @winwithwinsome

2 months ago

Meanwhile me riding the metro at night https://t.co/MzjibODses

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Jules 🪐 @schumisnoopy

8 months ago

i love you pain au chocolat....

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alex turntine @turntineforwhat

9 months ago

I feel bad for the trad wife community bc I have a Cooking Boyfriend. He is making me vegetarian French onion pasta while I drink a christmas cocktail and watch

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i like food @messedupfoods

12 months ago

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seynique @seynique

3 years ago

i don't want to work. i want to eat prosciutto.

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So many people truly and genuinely just lack empathy because I swear to god the moment it was their child or girlfriend they would change their tune immediately but they can’t do the mental monkey bar to get one step removed from theirselves

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slate @PleaseBeGneiss

3 years ago

“they’ll just buy guns illegally” is a weird argument from people doing everything in their power to regulate abortions

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michaela okland @MichaelaOkla

3 years ago

U guys ever just think oooooo my tummy hurts so bad

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harold @theharoIdsonggg

4 years ago

you can’t even quantify how big of an impact this had on pop culture it was practically the second coming of jesus and i’m so fvcking serious

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Nori Reed @realnorireed

4 years ago

Ppl should be required to pass a “how to move through space” course before shopping at Trader Joe’s

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dashton kutcher @thedigitaldash_

4 years ago

i’ll never be ashamed of liking fruity alcohol drinks. idc. fruity drink me please!! make it pink! make it blue! make it purple! put some pineapple in it!!!

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April @aprilajsings

4 years ago

Lord release me from the shackles of lactose intolerance and deliver me from the evils of indigestion, in Jesus name amen

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gracie @grapedillon

4 years ago

Critical thinking skills ❌ Bangs ✅

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ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt

4 years ago

whenever I have a stomach ache and I make mint tea for it I feel like a friendly witch brewing a silly little potion. perhaps I have a tiny frog companion who wears a vest, perhaps not