thebookofevan @thebookofevan
Resting brunch face. Not a life coach, I swear. linktr.ee/thebookofevan Seattle & Argentina Joined April 2021-
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Been a while since I’ve posted anything here on my exmo twitter acct. maybe we can leave it alone?
Sometimes you think something is going to be a huge deal and then you do it and you realize it wasn’t that big a deal. Actually most things are like this.
Hi I’m 40 and I just asked my mom what my blood type is.
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My frustration with theists would decrease significantly if so many of them simply didn’t act like religion has a monopoly on joy, charity, kindness & basically everything altruistic. It’s not enough to show that religion motivates good- they must own it as if they invented it.
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Misogynists are crying about birthrates. Complaining that women value their own lives, goals, & ambitions as lawmakers in the US make being pregnant even more dangerous with abortion bans. But let's not forget the US also has sky rocketing cost of childcare, no legally required…
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Dr: What all have you tried? Me: My regular migraine abortive, double that, Advil, Tylenol, weed, promising my beautiful voice to a voluptuous sea witch. Dr, suddenly very gay: GIRL NOT URSULA!
Having a hard day after a difficult weekend. Please send photos of food.
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Happy International Women's Day!!! Women in Palestine are in the final stages of Genocide. Women in Congo are suffering through Genocide. Women in Flint still don't have clean water. Women in the US are at higher risk than in any other developed country for maternal death.
Just a lil murderer looking down from a tree.
Remembering how some people believed me. Hahaha! Holiness to the coffee.
Remembering how some people believed me. Hahaha! Holiness to the coffee.
Last time I wore these jeans (2-3 months ago?), they were hip huggers. I have not been doing any kind of workout routine or diet.
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@thebookofevan Hi. I don’t know you, but here’s an elote dog.
@KirtonMcBonky What a proud people to build such beautiful houses of worship. Inspiring.
@thebookofevan Same here man. I took a break a week before GenConf and haven't really felt like being here as much. Still lurk though.
@thebookofevan In a lot of ways I feel like I’ve said my peace and could move on. It’s been therapy for me to do it and now I’m settled with a lot of the church issues. Trying to find a different more productive thing to talk about now.
@planetJoseph This kind of shit gets on my nerves. It was our fault, Joe, for being all in, all believing, following the prophet literally, and taking all the teachings and doctrine as absolute truth. You know, exactly like we were taught to do from INFANCY.
@WarlordDilley At least he can rest in peace now that his wife murderer is dead
Almost 33 and still fist fighting my way through life
I wonder what font a god would use on a seer stone. Perhaps Schooner Script? Bodoni? Didot? Garamond?
I’ll use it if required but deep in my heart I do not believe that shower gel is real soap
I second this verse
@BlueMontreux 2 Nephi 2:25 Adam fucked that men might be; and men fuck, that they might have joy.
My frustration with theists would decrease significantly if so many of them simply didn’t act like religion has a monopoly on joy, charity, kindness & basically everything altruistic. It’s not enough to show that religion motivates good- they must own it as if they invented it.
Dr: What all have you tried? Me: My regular migraine abortive, double that, Advil, Tylenol, weed, promising my beautiful voice to a voluptuous sea witch. Dr, suddenly very gay: GIRL NOT URSULA!
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