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The Funny Tweets @theefunnytweets

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The Funny Tweets @theefunnytweets

11 months ago

'Dude that song is old.' 'So is your mom, but you still listen to her.'

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11 months ago

I wish my work would pay me to tweet all weekend like they do all week

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11 months ago

When I text someone in the same room as me, I stare at them until they get it.

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11 months ago

When I'm depressed I cut myself.... a piece of cake

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11 months ago

String cheese is the sexiest of the cheeses. It's like you get to undress it.

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11 months ago

You're as useless as the 'g' in 'Lasagna.'

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11 months ago

Oh, you're at Starbucks? Please post pictures of your coffee, I've never seen one before

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11 months ago

My lesbian neighbors asked me what I wanted for my birthday. They gave me a Rolex. I think they misunderstood when I said 'I wanna watch.'

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11 months ago

Saying 'Wow, You're cool.' when you see someone doing something stupid.

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11 months ago

Don't play with a woman's heart, she only has one. Play with her boobs, she's got two of those!

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11 months ago

I wonder if the earth teases other planets for having no life.

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11 months ago

Thank you for putting your daily work schedule on your Facebook status, I have no idea what I'd do w/o that useless piece of information

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11 months ago

My mom thinks my friends are bad influences. But honestly, I'm usually the one coming up with the ideas.

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11 months ago

Fat, single and ready for a Pringle.

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11 months ago

My room is either the temperature of antarctica or the gates of hell.

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11 months ago

Shouldn't you be in my bed?

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11 months ago

Me: I'm gonna lose weight.Me: I'm gonna exercise every day! Me: I'm gonna go on a diet and stick to it!!Me: Is that cake?

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11 months ago

Nice tan, what's your race? Carrot?

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11 months ago

Every morning I forget how to human.

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11 months ago

There is a 'Send', there is a 'Resend'... For the love of God why can't there be an 'Unsend'?!?

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