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dylan bender @thefrumpy1

I wonder how many people have a picture of me riding a roller coaster with them in their house Joined October 2016
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dylan bender @thefrumpy1

4 years ago

I was like last Bender to procreate, Only 5 years behind the first! 🥳 🌠 miss Ellie Blair 🌠

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dylan bender @thefrumpy1

4 years ago

Trying to come up with a middle name for our child... what do you think? Help us decide!

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Seth Waz @sethwaz7

4 years ago

The CDC also says you can untuck your jeans from your boots at the county fair

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Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth

4 years ago

“Dad, why are all the numbers on your screen red?” Go to your room.

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cory @coolmathgame_

5 years ago

[bartending] him: can i get a piña colada me: yeah him: can u make it virgin me: *starting to cry* yes i know how to make it

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boy you a fool @sceneboyvarceee

5 years ago

bro said shrek got more bitches more than me like im supposed to feel bad nigga shrek was a home owner with acres on his property that bested a dragon in battle he bound to have a hoe or two

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Emma Manzini @EmmaManzini

5 years ago

A shark could swim faster than me, but I could probably run faster than a shark. So in a triathlon, it would all come down to who is the better cyclist.

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maia 🥰. @stuckonmaia

5 years ago

“Yo password weak” well so is my memory so plz let me keep it

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todd bonzalez @doinkpatrol

5 years ago

do u think that burger king and dairy queen fuck sometimes

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Rachel @femaleredhead

5 years ago

i am an old man and twitter is my porch

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HanSue Gloger @hansuewilson

6 years ago

Quarantine is basically just those summers in middle school when your parents had work and you couldn’t drive yet

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dylan bender @thefrumpy1

6 years ago

How are yall upset at the president when most of yalls parents are racist as fuck 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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g 7\ @Excaliburoxide

6 years ago

*corona virus enters my body* The 4 Flintstone gummies I ate in 2005:

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dylan bender @thefrumpy1

6 years ago

Half of you girls with premiums don't even have nudes worth sharing. Let alone cash out on em🤣🤣

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Hanson Dairy @HansonDairy

6 years ago

Alright midwest, let’s settle this now.. what’s this snack called RT: walking taco Fav: taco in a bag

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dylan bender @thefrumpy1

6 years ago

Ayy man I'm glad a girl I used to talk to started talking to my brother now I don't have to give him a gift for Christmas. You welcome 😂😂😂

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