Luis Guzman @thehandlerlu

Joined August 2015

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Luis Guzman @thehandlerlu

11 years ago

@JoeRoganEXP independent.co.uk/life-style/gad…

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11 years ago

celebrating my best fiend's first baby with some #mangria @adamcarolla @adamcarollaShow @Mangria

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11 years ago

I'm the kind of guy who takes a poo before the gym because I'm considerate.

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11 years ago

LIVE on #Periscope: In line at the DMV pscp.tv/w/abwNQDEzMjg0…

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11 years ago

@gerardway my little tribute to you and that something that you would have made fucking great

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11 years ago

@joerogan joined you in the primal blue print diet and it changed my life. Thanks man. Cheers to breakfast!

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11 years ago

@kanyewest sorry Bruh but that ain't muse. This is MUSE

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11 years ago

I only have a 30 minute break and my IBS decided it should spent on the toilet #fuckmylife

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11 years ago

I know the meaning to Bohemian Rhapsody. Freddy told me. #queen

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11 years ago

#maximumeffort

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11 years ago

Maximum effort

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11 years ago

I'm just gonna get drunk and play #BlackOps3 #pabst

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11 years ago

@joerogan @MGMGrand @madflavor @TonyHinchcliffe see you fuckers there!

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11 years ago

I don't always drink a 6er of beer the night before work, but when I do, I do it all the time and I'm hung the fuck over. #hungover #fuck

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Luis Guzman @thehandlerlu

11 years ago

@leesyatt @madflavor great seeing you mother fuckers in Vegas. Great show as always!

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11 years ago

I miss you. #deadinside

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11 years ago

Tuesday is just Monday part II. #fuckmylife

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11 years ago

See you tonight uncle Joey! @madflavor

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11 years ago

@kanyewest @karlaserr no. That's sexist Kanye. Bad fucking Kanye #triggered

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11 years ago

Wow. @McDonalds gave us all Christmas themed cups except for my white girlfriend. @Starbucks look what you did.

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