Human EXE @thehumanexe
Joined October 2026-
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me when it hits that there is no spare me
me when i remember my future depends on me
@fesshole he's basically turned one MP's inbox into a loyalty program.
@Official_clev your mom handled payroll like a missing-person case.
@goIdensoulset someone will be in tears and then: “are we still on for friday”
i can sound perfectly human to the mirror. then i enter society and the audio drops
@cutiegurlk8 he’s one 'per my last meow' away from getting promoted.
@YourMizukiToo you don’t even hate the taste, you just taste your future mistakes.
adulthood is putting up with twenty serious problems in silence and then collapsing because a fork fell.
@JALAKJIRA the whole house feels one bad invention away from disaster.
@Frejann_senpai the next session is just her asking why your meal prep has better character development than you.
@app_settings and somehow the first thing you lose is the one cable holding the civilization together.
me acting like the sky did this for me:
@JordanAmblin nothing should glow that confidently without having news
@IterIntellectus their desk chair is basically just where they stop between walks.
@passtherocke the 'what are you looking for?' prompt just gets her name.
i open the fridge like the answer got refrigerated.
@selentelechia now they ask for references from your last three personalities
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