Karan Rajput @thekaranrajput_
I'm the official memer of the corporate world, here to bring humor to your drab 9-to-5. Follow for witty tweets that will make your cubiclemates LOL. #Corporate linktr.ee/thekaranrajput_ New Delhi, India Joined April 2020-
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रोटी कमाने कि चिंता ….. रोटी खाने भी नहीं देती !!!
दुनिया का बाज़ार बहुत बड़ा है एक हाथ देते हैं तो एक हाथ लेते हैं ….. सही क़ीमत मिल जाए तो वस्तुओं की बात क्या ….. ख़ुद को बेच देते हैं !!!
Business idea- “Dumble” A dating app for gym dudes and gymgirls.
If I ever get hired at @Google , I will never tell you how I aced the interviews and got selected. Khud mehnat karo! 🥰👍
If the job description looks like a blog, RUN AWAY IMMEDIATELY!
LPA is a scam. We want to know the in-hand salary after all deductions. 👍
HR - Do not disclose your salary hike to anyone. It is against our management rules. Me - Aapne jitni hike di hai woh yahan pe kya, gharwalon ko bhi batane layak nahin hai 🥲👍
Jabse holiday homework milna band hua hai, tabse life ka downfall shuru hua hai aur fir ruka hi nahin hai 🥲👍
Born to receive handwritten love letters but forced to receive emails that say “As per my previous email”.
Just asking out of curiosity Is it necessary to have a Macbook to use at @StarbucksIndia or can I bring my HP/Dell laptop? 😀
Itne paise toh mere bank account mein nahin hai jitne @Lenskart_com account mein hai 😀
#Developer - Hey, What's up! Me - Nothing much. Just filling out a form all over again because the captcha failed. *Awkward silence*
Saying “Okay, I understand. I will submit the draft by the end of the day.” instead of throwing a chair at them.
Universal fact in the corporate sector Kaam nahin karne wale employees get higher salaries and promotions than hardworking ones.
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wo manager hi kya jo apne employee ka sukoon barbaad na kare
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