Parrish McWhorter @theparrishm
Potentially lovely. Perpetually human. Philadelphia, PA Joined December 2011-
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Going up to every couple I see and telling them if I think they’ll make it or not.
Watching Home Alone and my dad keeps calling the Tarantula “the little bug.”
Do you ever wake up from a dream like “wow I have such a great imagination.”
Everytime I see a scene in a show of a character waking up it’s just like yessss I love to wake up. I love the promise of a new day.
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people have become really mean #Stop
Someone I know went to see Benson Boone unironically 😔
I hate to see a podcast studio looking nicer than my home.
The Bear is a show about trains and weirdly there’s a lot of food shots too.
Going to get a chick-fil-a biscuit, but if I’m being honest with myself, my heart’s just not in it.
Was thinking about how ears are only good for holding back hair…but then I remembered hearing.
What if we kissed in the water mushrooms haha jk…unless….
Thinking about the water mushroom I wanna be in the water mushroom
Doing the Helly R walk to get the concert I’m late for.
Ice bucket challenge resurgence? Recession indicator.
Pitch idea: A season of White Lotus where everyone has a relaxing vacation and they all come home happy, healthy, and refreshed.
My dog is going to get so many new water bowls out of these this season
New ice cream helmets for this year. Wow.
Holding myself back from asking if anyone wants to talk about the Severance finale in the airport security line.
Do you ever listen to REO Speedwagon and you’re like “ugh thank God SOMEBODY understand me”
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