MOTY in Training @thepregodiaries
With Coffee and Mascara, I am Invincible. Joined July 2013-
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As excited as I am to watch my baby grow, I'm starting to realize just how fast time is going by and I need it to slow down. 😢
Red lights are the enemy whenever you have a screaming baby in the back seat.
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To all you guys with #babydaddyprobs
That's my biggest fear! "@A_Mess_In_Heels: @thepregodiaries we cut one too short once and it bled I felt like the worst mom ever 👎”
Haha. I do and it still terrifies me! "@herquieteyes: @thepregodiaries trim them while baby is asleep!”
How do I put my baby to bed? Lay him down, open @BuzzFeed and ignore the shit out of him until he realizes it's a lost cause and passes out.
5 months! "@bbyalbino: @thepregodiaries how old is your son? My daughter is 9 months and fights me to the death about them..”
Could cutting a baby's nails be anymore terrifying? #momlife
Baby spitting up on your blouse as you're walking out the door and already running late. #momlife
It's lighting outside and there are still kids in the swimming pool. Who let their parents be parents?
Watermelon has never tasted so good on such a hot fucking day.
My coworker was just telling me his pregnant roommate is drinking multiple cups of coffee a day & is still smoking! I hate her already. 😡
It feels like the inside of Satan's ballsack outside.
I asked BD to tighten baby's car seat because it became loose somehow. Shit doesn't even move now. Gotta love a man with muscles. 💪
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