haley @therealpaddyh

Syracuse, NY Joined February 2013

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haley @therealpaddyh

4 years ago

The AT&T guy was really like “fuck these girls I’m going to break their fence to get a wire and just lay it on top of the grass” WHO DOES THAT

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Danielle Wolf @daniellewolf13

5 years ago

Tim just asked me if Britney Spears was one of the spice girls 🤣

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haley @therealpaddyh

4 years ago

My boyfriend is in Vegas this weekend and got so drunk he paid a rando on the street $200 to walk him home 3 miles. He forgot Uber existed.

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100% that bach(elor fan) @THATBITCHELOR

5 years ago

Tayshia: “I could go home with this man. Brandon is everything” Chris Harrison: #TheBachelorette

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Brittany Hicks @paddyhagan

5 years ago

We used to put on sweaty smelly pinnies in gym class and no one was ever like nah I’m not wearing that

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Brittany Hicks @paddyhagan

5 years ago

Why’s Alaska so cold if it’s closer to the equator than Arizona

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Brittany Hicks @paddyhagan

6 years ago

Bruh Hannah Montana had multiple songs about her being Miley and we still didn’t know

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Brittany Hicks @paddyhagan

6 years ago

Can’t wait for this to be over so I can stop washing my hands

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haley @therealpaddyh

6 years ago

How are we gonna save the tigers tho

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haley @therealpaddyh

6 years ago

Do you like him or does he just have a truck🤷🏻‍♂️

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The Bachelor really needs a more diverse selection of contestants. Why is it always attractive girls? Start throwing some 2’s and 3’s into the mix. I wanna see that asshole on a hot-air balloon date with a chick who doesn’t have any teeth

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prance @bocxtop

6 years ago

I deleted tinder cuz one time I had a girl come over but she didn’t look anything like her profile so I pretended to lose my wallet and had her help me look for it for 35 min before saying the stress of losing my wallet had killed my sex drive and she should just get an Uber home