thomas you know @thomasiparisi
aloned Utah, United States Joined September 2023-
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My cat, my girl, and music are my holy trinity.
I Remember my first job hapo mjengo after finishing highschool, Mathee alikuwa anataka kuja site anitoe , coz she thought am too young to be doing those kind of jobs
My parents made up an alternate history of my entire life so talking with them about the past can be really confusing. How do I respond when they firmly believe I came out as gay, bi, and trans in that order (I came out as bi and trans. I’ve never identified as “only gay”)?
I asked my mom what she thought of my new hair and she paused and said “I like the bangs” 😂😂😂 she hates unnatural hair color 😝😝😝😝😝
I’m on my period and my man came up to me, squeezed me, and called me his little “ketchup packet”.
Cats are known to be sensitive and mysterious beings. But did you know that the little things you do can actually make your cat very happy? Scratching his chin, giving him little caresses or playing with interactive toys are all gestures that cats love. #catlover
How can you not be a cat person? 🤷♀️🐱🐈 #CatsofTwittter #catlover #catmemes #funny #memes #petlovers
The next 7 days weather: Tuesday Rain 12.65C Wednesday Rain 14.46C Thursday Rain 15.32C Friday Rain 18.25C Saturday Rain 20.52C Sunday Clouds 15.64C Monday Clouds 15.38C Tuesday Clouds 17.26C
It's now Tuesday and still no audio from a game that was on Saturday @FA_PGMOL
2 x drumsheds tickets for sale Saturday 14th October, Gorgon city/Armand Van Helden event. General admission sold out, paid £38 first release, open to offers x
OK, I’ve kept my powder dry up until now, but here goes. To those Liverpool fans calling for the VAR officials to be fired from their jobs, for making a mistake on Saturday. I’d just like to ask, should Diogo Jiota, and Curtis Jones also be fired from their jobs for making the…
I gave my cat a prawn as a snack and she decided she'd rather catch and eat a moth instead 🤦♀️ #furbaby #CatsOfTwitter #catlover
organizing kitchen ❌ organizing kitten ✅ 🐱😺 #petlovers #petlover #catlover #pets #funny #memes #catmemes #CatsofTwittter #CatsLover
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Penn stuns Nova, 76-72, in great city series atmosphere at the iconic Palestra. Steve Donahue: This is why you play college basketball. Quakers zone stifles Cats, who shot 9 for 33 from three. Fans storm court afterwards in joyous celebration.
Even as Cats i would Love her with all Of My nine lives
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Real question where is the cats merch??????
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