Tim DeCoursey @timdecour45
Joined December 2014-
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His name didn't appear in Soviet textbooks for a bit either due to Stalin, but okay.
Professor: "I look forward to your essay." Me:
Watching the worst possible Christmas movies on Netflix is becoming my new Christmas tradition.
I saw 3 students drinking beer in an academic building. It's allowed in Germany but was also 9am.
So I was at Walmart earlier A lady was looking at frozen turkeys, but she couldn’t find one big enough. She asked the stock boy, “do these turkeys get any bigger?” He replied with a straight face, “No ma’am, they’re dead.” Made my week
I'm not in the US right now so idk, but according to the news, everyones going crazy. It's good to see nothing's changed.
I tried my best to explain Insane Clown Posse to my German boss today.
SOMETIMES YOU JUST GOTTA NARUTO RUN THROUGH LIFE. Y'KNOW?
I tore my room apart looking for my key for nearly an hour and then felt it in the little pocket of my jeans. Still feel stupid hours later
If you're ever on a train and your 10 min away from your stop, NEVER fall asleep.
"Your finger's in this photo" Me: That just means it's authentic
I think the biggest problem with America right now is hat we all hate each other.
Me setting my alarm for every 5 minutes in the morning
I woke up at 6 today to take my cat to the vet. What is my life?
Happy pretend our country isn't dysfunctional day. #FourthOfJuly 🇺🇸
CNN responds to Trump's tweet
I'm watching Say Yes to the Dress. I want to look away, but I can't.
Real life hockey is the greatest thing ever 😭
Everyone at my college is starting to look like people from my high school. That's not good.
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@miehrmantraut @averykimball @TByrne75 This is nonsense lol. It's one of several terms use for subdivisions of a country. States, provinces, prefectures, parishes, regions. They all essentially mean the same thing in the global context. American states are not, in any sense, little countries.
Respect to Maxey…but damn…I’m clearly getting too old for this shit…
@chiweethedog He doesn’t need to do it. He’s doing it for the love of the game!
@chiweethedog This bowl ain’t big enough for the both of us partner
lmao @ the gunshot sound effects and @ the thief cat not even finishing their food before deciding to steal his brothers meal 😭
@keiran193 @KuroAzure64 @OwenQuicksall @RonnyPugs It’s a reposted tweet lol.
@keiran193 @OwenQuicksall @RonnyPugs It IS, Though lmfao
I know that Tennessee search was complicated, but ending up with guy who was 17-20 at Louisiana Tech coming off a 4-8 season is still one of the most confounding things ever
Why did the 2010 Tennessee media guide make Derek Dooley look like a stock images football coach 😂
I’m gonna say what nobody else is willing to say. America has a f***in gambling crisis
Dave & Buster's will begin allowing customers to bet on arcade games “Customers can soon make a friendly $5 wager on a Hot Shots basketball game, a bet on a Skee-Ball competition or on another arcade game.” on.nbc10.com/n1G4KHf
@TheDunkCentral Embiid wastes his time talking to you and dapping you up and this is how you treat him? Weird behavior
@TheDunkCentral so he dapped up joel like they were bros then waited for him to leave to talk shit? lol
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@Kathleen_Tyson_ @xuchuanmei @_GioRobles @News5PH 😂 You may want to check the dates on that, and read up on history since then.
@ChinaCounter Pathetic. The Philippines is sending ships within its own maritime area, specifically in its exclusive economic zone. How come it is still the Philippine’s fault when it is only conducting lawful operations in an area where it has jurisdiction which China does not have?
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