~~ Rachel ~~ @tinytiptoes

Full time teacher. Part time writer. Occasional 🏋️‍♀️. Did I mention the food? All views my own. Joined April 2009

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~~ Rachel ~~ @tinytiptoes

2 years ago

My 5 minute break just turned into a fifteen minute break and now I’m debating giving up work until Tuesday… #reportwriting #MayHalfTerm #ifyouknowyouknow #iykyk #teachertwitter #teacher #teacherlife #edutwitter #whenwillotbeover #procrastination

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Genuinely just spent about five minutes wondering if Alexa was broken because I was getting no response. I was calling her Anna. It’s clearly going to be that sort of day 😂🤦🏻‍♀️ #busybrain #sendhelp #notsobright

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2 years ago

Just told @Alexa99 I love her and it’s honestly the most positive response I’ve ever received 😂 #singlelife #easilypleased #toomuchtimeonmyhands #canyoutellitstheholidays #teacher5oclockclub #TeacherLife #edutwitter

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~~ Rachel ~~ @tinytiptoes

3 years ago

When it’s the #endofterm and you don’t know whether to #celebrate or collapse 😂🤷‍♀️ #mixedemotions #teacher5oclockclub #teachertwitter #edutwitter #wevealmostmadeit #ifyouknowyouknow

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3 years ago

I hope you know your false promise of #snow has severely impacted my ability to make a work deadline, @metoffice 😂 I was relying on a #snowday..is extreme disappointment resulting from false hope a valid reason for my being late with my documents? 🤔 #itssnowgood #gentlecomedy

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~~ Rachel ~~ @tinytiptoes

3 years ago

Also, can anyone else not see, hear or write the word ‘hence’ without thinking ‘Joey said ‘hence’’? 🤔 @Matt_LeBlanc @LisaKudrow @MatthewPerry @davidschwimmer #friends

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~~ Rachel ~~ @tinytiptoes

3 years ago

Well that’s two consecutive nights in which I’ve dreamt about @BOUNCEFITBODY…last night, the speakers broke and I was asked to sing the tracks 😱 #Imayhaveaproblem #bouncingbacktoreality

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~~ Rachel ~~ @tinytiptoes

3 years ago

My phone has just spontaneously reinstalled @bumble. It’s a new low when even ageing technology is showing concern for your #lovelife… 🤦🏻‍♀️

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3 years ago

I don’t understand how it’s *still* #January… #thismonthhasbeenahellofayear #almostthere #chapter2

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3 years ago

How many times do you have to contact @dhlparceluk before you get a response? Perhaps as many times as this parcel was clearly dropped before they finally delivered it…

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3 years ago

Not exactly delighted with the condition in which my parcel arrived @JohnLewisRetail @dhlexpressuk. I hope the contents are in a better state… #notimpressed

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3 years ago

Three years in and I’ve finally concluded #datingapps aren’t for me. I either fail at date 2 when I want date 3 or get offered date 2 when date 1 was a trial 😂 #Edudate - can you save me from the cats I hear calling?! #futurecrazycatlady #singlelife

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~~ Rachel ~~ @tinytiptoes

3 years ago

Is anyone else feeling teary watching the #londonfireworks and their tribute to #QueenElizabeth, or is it just my caramel vodka? #thankyoumaam #goodbye2022 #Hello2023 #HappyNewYear2023

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~~ Rachel ~~ @tinytiptoes

3 years ago

The best start to #NYE - @BOUNCEFITBODY with en route entertainment provided by @adilray and #JuliaDonaldson 💕#easilypleased #itsthelittlethings #bouncinginto2023 #HappyNewYear

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~~ Rachel ~~ @tinytiptoes

3 years ago

I keep telling myself I’ll do some work ‘tomorrow’. Today is my third ‘tomorrow’ and I’ve done no work. I feel guilty, but not sufficiently guilty to do anything about it. Maybe tomorrow… #edutwitter #teacher #teachers #teacherlife #teachersoftwitter #tomorrownevercomes

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~~ Rachel ~~ @tinytiptoes

3 years ago

I’ve had to request 3 replacements of items from @AmazonUK because 3 separate orders have been damaged on receipt. There’s been no damage to the packaging so clearly items are being chosen in the warehouse that are unsuitable for sale. Definitely the last Christmas I’ll use them

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~~ Rachel ~~ @tinytiptoes

3 years ago

Made the mistake of having a ‘little lie down’. Unfortunately now unlikely to get back up in the foreseeable future #Christmasholidays #Christmas #teacher #teacherlife #teachertwitter #teachertired #edutwitter

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~~ Rachel ~~ @tinytiptoes

3 years ago

Can’t decide if it’s endearingly #optimistic or terrifyingly #pathetic that I’m still hopeful about receiving a message from the guy who told me in September he ‘just needed some time’ and would ‘talk to [me] again soon’ 🤦🏻‍♀️… #dating #datingapps #single #singlelife #everhopeful