Tom Coveney @tomcove6888
He/Him A tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing. youtu.be/FZUcpVmEHuk Ann Arbor, MI Joined September 2007-
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just realized diss tracks are a form of turn based combat
ngl i doubt either of them could fix my computer
ngl i doubt either of them could fix my computer
Somehow this thing showed up a couple of days ago. I have no idea how it got here! I have *GOT* to figure out how is babby formed!
Me at McDonald’s, age 4
Life after 35
"look at your keyboard betw..."
You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
when you find the vape that accepts this cartridge you will take a rip that blasts you to the ming dynasty
when you find the vape that accepts this cartridge you will take a rip that blasts you to the ming dynasty
The “non-irradiated” label on my red chili flakes has people asking a lot of questions already answered by the label.
Before you all praise and eulogize OJ, I seriously urge you to google an incident he was involved in in the mid 90's. Scary stuff to say the least
This looks like a screenshot of an RPG in which an undiscovered NBA player of indeterminate power challenges you to a fight.
This looks like a screenshot of an RPG in which an undiscovered NBA player of indeterminate power challenges you to a fight.
https://t.co/JAoc8yfukz
Death and the Maiden, by Camillo Verno, 1895, 📸 via @Devin_Walker2
Death and the Maiden, by Camillo Verno, 1895, 📸 via @Devin_Walker2 https://t.co/MT8MctAfyr
I love when sunshine just breaks under the pressure of being played normally and then fucking clown honks you like its some kind of sick joke
I love when sunshine just breaks under the pressure of being played normally and then fucking clown honks you like its some kind of sick joke
gonna be NYC Earthquake Twitter for a while
I have the confidence of a waiter who refuses to write anything down and the successfulness of, you guessed it,
Normal emulation: put the bios in the bios folder and the roms in the roms folder Retroarch: IF EMULATION YOU WOULD LIKE TO SEE, FIRST YOU MUST ANSWER MY RIDDLES THREE
what people on twitter want nyt connections to be
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Mike Futter @Futterish
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Emily @emily01_dr
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Yes, this is me: Kris.. @yesitskristina
59 Followers 73 Following Engineering @duosec. Dumb thoughts my own. Rarely tweets. WecLom.
becca lynch @beccalunch
965 Followers 619 Following senior data scientist / security research @duosec, alum @umich and @UofIllinois. she/her. GO BLUE. tweets are nonsense and do not reflect views of my employer.
Emily Garcia @EmilyGa22677419
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John Palgut @Jwsonic
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Chardcore @ShesChardcore
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Matthew "M2 Pro" Mill.. @IAmKale
721 Followers 374 Following Full Stack dev, WebAuthn expert. Creator of SimpleWebAuthn, maintainer of py_webauthn. Duonaut. My tweets are my own views 🐘 https://t.co/8PuqaoVrF9
hasan liked my tweet @RocksmithGuy
412 Followers 861 Following Decent performance! who the hecc is toymasheensh 🇨🇦
Nikhil Khare @NKKhare91
241 Followers 1K Following Product @beyondidentity| Formerly @duosec @mojorankcorp, @cisco | @umich These tweets are my own.
Rachel @rachiebytes
304 Followers 271 Following loss mom 👼 👼 👼 && engineer @duosec && cs grad student @gtomscs
James Barclay @futureimperfect
906 Followers 3K Following Platform Security Engineering Manager @Cruise | Previously @duo_labs, @Pinterest | W3C Invited Expert for #WebAuthn 🤓 @[email protected]
Chris Anderson @christodd10
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Beatstar Liker @JosephLillo
285 Followers 466 Following Future #1 draft pick, 2035 Arthritis Draft. Actions are my own, not my employers'. He/him. #BlackLivesMatter
Jamie P. @lyoko37
379 Followers 393 Following Tech Lead at Duo Security. Lover of all things tech, dogs, board games, and coffee.
Sabinoy C. Gharami @SabinoyG
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i wonder if there’s.. @rcknrollmartian
24 Followers 82 Following formerly (?) @davidrobots. this was supposed to be my throwaway account
Dave Moll @mollerwa
277 Followers 1K Following He/him/his. Sometimes manager, sometimes developer, sometimes makes @rkniemer laugh. Mostly chasing my kids or playing soccer.
Patrick Connelly (pco.. @aelst
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rosie 🏴☠️�.. @rosieintech
811 Followers 742 Following chihuahua mom, white hot nuclear reactor of rage, michigander #blacklivesmatter she/her 💖💜💙
[email protected].. @0xfordllama
63 Followers 161 Following Software Engineer @DefinedNet, formerly @duosec
dros @drosadamson
238 Followers 1K Following Weston Andros Adamson aka Dros. @[email protected] Software Architect at @duosec, Principal Engineer @cisco. 🖊 are my own. He/Him
hip-drop seltzer @seltzermom
6K Followers 1K Following a little political • sports harpy • “writer” • tweets reflect my views, blah blah, etc • she/her
Gerrit Stukkie @GerritStukkie
508 Followers 3K Following I'm a crypto-friendly real estate broker. Owner of @theBlockRE. #BlockRE #CryptoFriendlyBroker #BuyHousesWithCrypto #RETwit #Crypto #Bitcoin #Ethereum
movies! wow @davidrobots
2K Followers 685 Following let us go out this evening for pleasure, the night is still young. cohost @continuepod. he/him. video game tinkerer.
Kim Burton @WistfulSquirrel
433 Followers 970 Following I don’t hang out here anymore. SecEd, Trust, Compliance, Prev. @tessian, @duosec, @Cisco | Sometimes I make things: https://t.co/6EPrVLSypz
Steve Soleimani @stevesoleimani
10K Followers 5K Following Google Cloud Consulting Leader @GoogleCloud ⛅️ | NYC with my lovely wife, son, and yorkie | Entrepreneur, investor, mentor, traveler, foodie, astrophile 🚀
J Wolfgang Goerlich @jwgoerlich
50K Followers 38K Following Advisory CISO with Cisco. I’m an unflinchingly optimistic greybeard in this cyber dystopia. Views expressed are my own. Reach me with my website’s contact form.
Ben Freiband @_nekomancy_
183 Followers 442 Following Developer @ Duo Security. Doing iOS and web things. Definitely never sarcastic. Antagonizing @maxvwalbert is fun. He/him
Lotta @lottapub
240 Followers 322 Following Public account. Conversations, sports, infosec, tech, ceramics, Taiwan, etc. Fan of @MoDo_Hockey & @Capitals. AKA Gemmy (Dssg/MeFi). Gemmy at that blue place.
Balatro @BalatroGame
18K Followers 18 Following Balatro is a poker-inspired roguelike deckbuilder where you play poker hands and earn chips to defeat enemy blinds. OUT NOW on Steam, PS, Switch & Xbox.
Drew @DMcIntyreWWE
1.3M Followers 2K Following
Lucas Raycevick @Raycevick
39K Followers 463 Following Sometimes I write. Sometimes I edit. Sometimes I voice. Sometimes I sleep. Made Halo & Mass Effect... Years Later.
David Adrian @davidcadrian
2K Followers 475 Following @scwpod, @censysio cofounder, ZMap. Adding value / PM @googlechrome Security. “Refreshing”. Go blue!
Let's Game It Out @letsgameitout
73K Followers 327 Following Playing games with precision and grace. Just kidding, it's none of those things. Twitch: https://t.co/4DunAobDCH
Jenny Nicholson @JennyENicholson
314K Followers 467 Following video maker • pro gamer • #1 avatarhead na'vi nation zola‘u nìprrte’ • sonic fans don't interact
Karl Jobst @karljobstgaming
60K Followers 281 Following Hello you Absolute Legends! Business: [email protected]
Hbomberguy @Hbomberguy
489K Followers 4K Following 🖥️ Gaming Youtuber, Media Critic, Philosopher King 🤴 💙 https://t.co/vKvrwjA92K 📩 Enquiries to [email protected]
Dave Jewitt @IrregularDave
6K Followers 1K Following Senior Video Producer & host at @GameSpot. Welsh. Warhammer nerd. He/Him. 1x auDHD filled brain. Loadout + Expert Reacts on GameSpot - Links & contact below
Kathleen De Vere @Kathleen_LRR
29K Followers 451 Following LoadingReadyRun writer/streamer/editor/complicated plan maker. I play Magic the Gathering, Game Knights Live 2023 Champion (she/her)
Brennan Lee Mulligan @BrennanLM
296K Followers 2K Following @dimension20show | @WorldsBeyondPod | @CollegeHumor | @Droppouttv | @WayfinderExp | @storypirates | Bigger - @ucbtla | House of Gains - @TheYardTheater | He/Him
Sam Reich @samreich
144K Followers 2K Following 🧢 CEO: Dropout 🎤 Host: Game Changer, Make Some Noise 🌸 he / him Follow me for Dropout references and dumb jokes.
depths of wikipedia! @depthsofwiki
889K Followers 4K Following Hello I am @anniierau Please take away my blue check! I did not ask for it!
Arin Hanson @egoraptor
1.1M Followers 3K Following I’m on Cameo! Link below. Host of @gamegrumps. 1/3 @starbomb. CoFounder @realgoodtouring. X, Kagami, Mancubus Bloodtooth, Demi-Lich. Icon @emustim
Xalavier Nelson Jr. @WritNelson
32K Followers 6K Following Running @StrangeScaffold. Wrote for MtG, Stranger Things VR, El Paso, Elsewhere & more. BAFTA nom. Forbes 30 Under 30. Christian! He/Him. Repped by CAA
Yes, this is me: Kris.. @yesitskristina
59 Followers 73 Following Engineering @duosec. Dumb thoughts my own. Rarely tweets. WecLom.
Video Game Advisor @VGAdvisor
135K Followers 0 Following Sage advice from the world's most trusted source: video games. Stay awhile and listen. | Video game nonsense that isn't advice now appears at @FakeEnormous
hasan liked my tweet @RocksmithGuy
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Mikey Neumann @mikeyface
55K Followers 933 Following FilmJoy / Movies with Mikey / He/Him / Ace / Disabled and an advocate for us. Formerly: Gearbox, writer of that Borderlands thing https://t.co/m7yMuc6BLP
Rachel @rachiebytes
304 Followers 271 Following loss mom 👼 👼 👼 && engineer @duosec && cs grad student @gtomscs
David Lynch Saying It.. @DLEveryFriday
116K Followers 3 Following David Lynch saying it's a Friday once again, every Friday | Not real David Lynch | (excerpts taken from DAVID LYNCH THEATER on YouTube, link below)
Technology Connection.. @TechConnectify
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Russ Frushtick @RussFrushtick
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Jamie P. @lyoko37
379 Followers 393 Following Tech Lead at Duo Security. Lover of all things tech, dogs, board games, and coffee.
ladies and gentlemen,.. @CraigWeekend
578K Followers 1 Following daniel craig reminds you that the weekend is here, every friday evening
Katie Martin-Browne @ktfmb
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becca lynch @beccalunch
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Brenna @besreyn
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Mike Futter @Futterish
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Mitch from TheSableye.. @The_Sableyes
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Chris Plante @plante
38K Followers 2K Following Mostly dormant except RTs Email to reach me ------ EIC and Co-founder, @Polygon Co-host, @thebestiespod Editor, @questrpg He/him
The Besties @thebestiespod
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Jay (He/Him/His) @Casually_Jay
301 Followers 210 Following Dog owner, climbing, coffee, and mechanical keyboard enthusiast. Also professional beep-booper/bit flipper, UM alum and budding townie. pronouns He/Him/His
i wonder if there’s.. @rcknrollmartian
24 Followers 82 Following formerly (?) @davidrobots. this was supposed to be my throwaway account
Patrick Connelly (pco.. @aelst
2K Followers 503 Following Web and Salesforce developer, Photographer and all around dork (he/him) https://t.co/GXiXI9pTQ7
rosie 🏴☠️�.. @rosieintech
811 Followers 742 Following chihuahua mom, white hot nuclear reactor of rage, michigander #blacklivesmatter she/her 💖💜💙@tomcove6888 and here i thought jerry himself said that we couldn’t do comedy anymore !!!!!
@tomcove6888 Quick return to sender before it's too late! (also grats lmk if they like the new aaf)
that wouldn't have allowed to simulate urinating on myself so obviously we did this other thing
@WritNelson Honestly kinda surprised that this wasn’t a 3-second video with you just staring into the camera and saying “…You can’t!”
@tomcove6888 You could argue this was the way they had to do it after hitting all those banana peels and somehow hitting themselves with three green shells after bouncing them off the walls at themselves. Turns out the rock was a blue shell all along.
Fuck
@tomcove6888 Sami: "Hey, where's my kid?" Valhalla: "His name is BloodGrim Jormungandr now."
@tomcove6888 I'm just trying to figure out who would be the funniest option, and decided it would either be Erik the Viking or Shinsuke Nakamura.
"Good morning, lads! Thank you for yeeting with us!"
I love when sunshine just breaks under the pressure of being played normally and then fucking clown honks you like its some kind of sick joke
God bless and keep R-Truth, we're not worthy.
I have the confidence of a waiter who refuses to write anything down and the successfulness of, you guessed it,
@tomcove6888 I need like 6 teases of iconic Usher songs to be satisfied.
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