Kyle J. Banas @kbanas
Little angels of the silences that climb into my bed and whisper. Ann Arbor, MI Joined December 2007-
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you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.
I call this the Sneakers game and I was obsessed with it when I was a kid. Maybe I need to get back into it: reddit.com/r/me_irl/comme…
‘the protests are robbing my Columbia students of listening to John Cage’s 4’33, the piece of music that is explicitly designed to force you to listen to…what’s around you.’ absolutely perfect
you guys are right AI is taking over the world and i'm terrified 🌎
they will never catch me. i will never stop serial pooping.
they will never catch me. i will never stop serial pooping.
I find this picture of the horses racing through London to be deeply affecting.
When you let the dog sleep in your bed sometimes you wake up in the morning and you have poop on your hand and you don't understand why and it's all very traumatic.
I legitimately thought everybody was talking about Bill Amend's comic strip Foxtrot and I didn't understand why. Anyway, I haven't read it in like twenty years but when I was a kid I loved that comic strip.
Just listened to In the Aeroplane Over the Sea for the first time. This Neutral Milk Hotel might be on to something.
Meanwhile on I-696 in Warren.
Remember the Sarah Connor Chronicles when Shirley Manson played a T-1000. She was very hot and also she stabbed a ton of people.
My peanut butter and honey sandwich cracker bundle had one sandwich cracker that was just... two crackers without any peanut butter and honey filling. This day cannot end soon enough.
This moment from the new Steve Martin documentary where he’s remembering John Candy…damn man.
I'm laughing so fucking hard
A story in two parts
What the fuck!!!!
Omg this is incredible work lmao
If it’s not on Strava, it never happened
If it’s not on Strava, it never happened
becca lynch @beccalunch
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868 Followers 1K Following Day job: 🦖 #dinosec 🦖 @ciscosecure Night job: rage-RTin. Interests include pup, leftism, @umichathletics, & #a2council. he/him
hip-drop seltzer @seltzermom
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@bfsesq.bsky.social @BFSEsq
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I’m so excited that it’s Thursday. Maybe I’ll order a freakin pizza
putting on my tightest jeans and most uncomfortable boots so i can go on the computer at my house
Harbaugh didn't leave the cupboard bare. But Sherrone Moore and the Wolverines face significant challenges. Spring ball is over, and still no clear-cut QB. Wojo: Sherrone Moore’s challenge is to maintain Michigan’s DNA, and pick a QB detroitnews.com/story/sports/c… via @detroitnews
@kbanas @variousmales She topsy my turvy until I creep
@kbanas I can spend 5 days sifting through toilets (in game) till then
If it’s not on Strava, it never happened
thinking about this woman who recorded this as a workout on strava
the funniest thing sufjan could do would be announce a new album in his 50 state project and then reveal he accidentally did another one about illinois
The 2024 @newampaths Charity Bowl tally is currently sitting in the 680k range. 1. If that number crosses 700k by midnight tonight, I will record a 30 min "celebration" of The Rose Bowl. 2. If that number crosses 750k by midnight tonight, I will also record an additional 30 min…
@kbanas Meanwhile, I'm locked out of my workplace's paystub provider, which locks you out without any warning after you've tried too many password combos. Maybe some happy middle ground here? And some user friendly interface?
@kbanas It does seem to me like service providers should make it a little less easy, e.g. Google's persistent (?) cookies, Facebook's direct email access, etc. But yeah, this is the landscape we're living in now.
@dioerasabbath I prefer a conventional shredded black mulch for ground cover and aesthetics
@kbanas Hey, there was a lot going last year, I mean...🗓️🤦♀️
@kbanas Kyle, I would point those people to my extensive and unabashed history of loving 90s and 00s emo music
@kbanas Yeah if you want to talk with your voice, just call me. That way I can ignore your call, send it to voicemail, read the transcription, then text you.
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